https://polymarket.com/event/trump-declassifies-jfk-files-in-first-100-days?tid=1737585148886
Polymarket gives it 80%. Apparently he promised to do it on Joe Rogan or smth? 200 marseycoins for finding that clip for me.
yes, he will do it, and it will be a complete nothingburger - 86 bets
yes, and the results will actually be interesting (as judged be the worst janitor on r drama dot net) - 28 bets
nah, he's a phony - 146 bets
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!remindme 2 days "close jfk's noggin"
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I'm going to need you to read these when they come out and tell me what you think.
!remindme 2 weeks "check whether the deets have leekt"
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Why
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Because you cheated in the election for worst janitor which really does make you the worst janitor if you think about it.
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First of all I didn't cheat, I campaigned
Second of all, what does that have to do with JFK's assassination?
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Truly the worst.
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I will be messaging you on 06.02.2025, 21:42 UTC to remind you of this comment
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PS Who is the worst janitor on our drama dot net? Need to know to resolve the goomble.
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Why do we have to pick between @Aevann and @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
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It's me
!macacos !pings !metashit vote for me
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Wow! Everyone really hates you!
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But not enough apparently
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Carp, Brazil, and Dramamine are great. I don't agree with them on everything, but that's life. I didn't even know the other fricks were even jannies. Mop harder ๐งน
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Well Destroyer is gone so I have no further complaints
Carbine still lives on in our walls.
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Imagine knowing who any of these people are
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1963 + 50 = 2013
Trump could have declassified the JFK shooting as early as 2017 and chose not to
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Which option is "he declassifies it and we get 100 blacked out pages of [Redacted]"?
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This is 99% what's going to happen
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Option 1 or option 2, depending on how funny the redactions are.
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Even if he does, so much evidence will be desteoyed (like the second video tape that disappeared after bei g presented to congress) that nothing will come of it.
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Trump is a total r-slur at things that actually matter like economics, negotiating, governance, immigration, trade, health etc.
The one thing he is good at is manipulating the frick out of the media and his cultists (also incest but that's not relevant to this point).
He will have the declassification orders drafted for the things like JFK already but he will use them when he needs to distract people for a little while.
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Lee Harvey Oswald was a Trans Mexican under control of radical leftists
They don't want you to know this
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I doubt that the files themselves are actually telling the truth.
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What if he declassified only some of them?
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That's why I included two yes options. Polymarket resolves YES if Trump declassifies ANY of the files. But if he just declassifies some lame random memo, option 1 will win here.
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Having just won $100,000 coins from gombling on politics... I am sitting this one out.
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Goomble more to earn it back
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What did you bet on?
!slots1000
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Didn't they already declassify 99% of it?
Not sure why people can't accept that the CIA got burnt by Castro/Guevara in '59 and that Oswald simped for both because they trained together.
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I think he'll declassify either some of them or he'll declassify them all but heavily redacted. Basically just enough to technically keep his promise but not enough to bother anyone that still has ties with the whole mess.
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That would be option 1.
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Oh shit, gotta have to bet on that too then
Edit: No I betted on the right thing
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I'ma say yes but all the good shit will be redacted or heavily modified for the public.
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Option 1, babe.
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I'm commenting for free because I'm broke bb
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Not if he wants to live. Some glowie juju you just don't mess with.
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is trump suicidal?
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Not Rogan but he said this the other day.
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Close enough.
Enjoy the cash, babe.
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