R-slur with questionable money and no hireworthy skillset wants to move to 
South Africa, a country with 25% unemployment, because his mind is sad and Burgerland isn't for him 
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lmao no mention of crime rates
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No mention of needing a cement wall topped with electrified fence around your home either.
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And the fricking jackals everywhere.
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Like Safrica can be a paradise if you have a stable job and high income, and i certainly don't want to be a doom prophet, but so many fools don't realize the deep problems we have.
Our crime is the least of it, our infrastructure crumbles and the civil services like garbage disposal can be near non-existent depending on the municipality.
Like maybe he has a nice nest egg in dollars $$$ which r*pes the rand in currency exchange - many safrican expats earn in dollars and live like kings back in safrica - but behind our bunker fences walls.
Life can be good here, but many yanks don't appreciate what they have.
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Why does google image search suck so badly now?! I try to search what this show is and google tells me I'm trying to dox the woman in the photo essentially.
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Implying this is a bad thing.
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No need to mention those, anyone serious about moving would surely look them up
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Crime is a social construct
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Is this the BIPOC version of those mayos that go on housing renovation shows with a 5mill budget and the husband/wife are both gourmet mink walkers?
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He will immediately get r*ped by a marauding mandible baboon or some shit.
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As long as he's r*ped peacefully I don't think he minds.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/1i7j8ti/comment/m8mqw1m/?context=8
Orange man bad, so I'd rather live in South Africa.
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This
MENSA member 
makes SA sound like Wakanda.
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Holy shit, I can 100% any "Name All The Countries of the World" Quizzes. According to this dude, I must be beyond MENSA.
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Why do non US countries prioritise memorizing trivia and act like they're smarter because of it. Its the lowest form of education and should be avoided outside of important reference information.
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At least he's not choosing Norway or something like most of these do.
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Fr, the guy is getting a proper adventure. I have to at least respect that
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He's going to become one of those weird
EFF members 
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He thinks he's going to go from low-level American pot dealer to big pimpin' SAfrican druglord with a harem of honeys.
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Hes gunna marry Yolandi
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Their documentary is wild. Her and Ninja's kid is as weird as you expect her to be.
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Sounds like one of the worst places on earth to live in, constantly in a bunker like a zombie movie
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Its actually pretty kiff.
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He should move to the congo instead
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I love South Africa so much my wife and I got married there 16 years ago. Its been a bit too failed state adjacent to visit for a decade.
Maybe it could be something to do with Jacob "I didn't r*pe a woman with HIV but if I had I wouldn't have got HIV because I took a shower right after the r*pe" Zuma.
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Where are fricking you now
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Im not a saffer, I just like traveling in Africa. Im a bong living in burger.
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I love diarrhea
Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I'll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can't wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I'll do a salt water flush and I'll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I've even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences.
The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a potty right now and nothing else matters. It's an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can't stop what's about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it's kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It's like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my potty and I love it. It's just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean potty is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the potty. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say "dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body." That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn't an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.
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