@SixthDragonBall's comment on 'Dawn of the third day (35,016 hours remain) :marseyglowgenocide:'

Dawn of the third day (35,016 hours remain) :marseyglowgenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1i8a66s/just_trying_to_do_an_honest_days_work_rn_like/

>fed employee

>honest day's work

Maybe if y'all tried that earlier :marseyderp:

:marseyalien: :so!ycry:

:marseychonkerfoid: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2:

:marseyreportmaxxer3:

Maybe memes will help

This "person" has a pension. You don't

Real bangers tho!

Won't someone please think of the contractors

What evil could have possibly forced valuable government contractor /u/BrownButtPlug * to lose his job?

*not the buttplug that's brown

Forced to do the same project with less people and expense... literal genocide :marseycrying:

:marseyqoomer: :marseyhorse!shoe:

Ya don't say :marseysmirk:

Bonus content

:marseycupcakegenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/academia/comments/1i8doae/nih_sexual_and_gender_minority_research_office/

:marseydarktrump: :las!erbeam: :marseytransmerchant:

https://old.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1i8h301/dont_let_the_doomer_bots_make_you_think_weve/

>... even if they did vote on that by magic, then for example for people who have already updated their documents, there'll be a "little" constitutionality problem: US Constitution's Article I, Sections 9 and 10 make ex post facto laws illegal. So it can't retroactively change definitions of s*x for your papers or birth certificate.

>can't retroactively change definitions of s*x for your ... birth certificate

:pepemath: