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you suck. you suck balls. but not good balls. you suck tumor ridden, hairy, smegma coated sweaty balls that hang from the demon of ego. the sweaty, smelly, flabby, toxic demon of ego. you constantly masturbate your bent, small peepee constantly, in order to feel any joy. this peepee of yours is filled with old crusty c*m, that you shove back in everytime someone insults you on the internet. fondling your flabby, saggy man boobs, you pleasure yourself to the thought of trolling millions on the internet, something that is so insignificant that you had to convince yourself that it was more important than your well being. youre the kinda guy to rub your pupils with your own semen, to use your saliva as hand sanitizer, to use your snot as your morning coffee. you seemingly forgot what reddits TOS meant, and can get away with it because of your awesome, amazing, well earned power, that totally bears significance over the lives of millions, but unbeknownst to you, no one actually cares. no one cares if youre a reddit mod, because no one wants to be around you in the first place. youre the kinda guy to unironically dip your sweaty c*m ridden testicles into sulfiric acid for your my little pony waifu. you probably take shits in your adult diaper and leave the shit to get crusty so you can have a snack for later. you probably abuse your mother, in fact, youve probably abused her into suicide. because not even your mother wants to LIVE in the presence of her own son. you should be ashamed of who you are. youre lucky youre anonymous, because you still have a slight chance at becoming a better person, but i dont see that myself. youve dedicated your life to reddit and are wasting it away. when you look back when you grow old, what will you see? not much, because being on reddit 24/7 is the most boring and repetitive and sad task that anyone can accomplish. you think youre one of the greatest people on reddit, yet you still dont get paid for what is apparently "what youre meant to do." if you were meant to do it, then you would actually be respected, probably get paid, and also actually maybe have a decent life. but youve thrown that all out the window. youd rather be a bigot online, towards people youll never see, because you think its funny. its not. its just really fricking annoying. youre a sad sack, a joke, and an outcast. you actually fricking suck.