Dong activated

I grew up reading about how booth babes didnt like sweaty weird guys and I was like "darn, I want to dress up as a scantily clad cheerleader and have fat ugly guys c*m on my face"

After Kim Jong Un gained all that weight America saw him as an ally

I won 3rd place in a short story contest at my uni. It was about a rich white boy who enlists to fight vietcong to rebel against his white man and adopts an old black man as his surrogate father and becomes distraught when his surrogate father gets shot by a vietnamese and war crimes them and then finds out his surrogate black father was actually shot by racist southern white boys because he outranked them so he shoved one into a tiger trap and watches him bleed out and the story ends. Moral of the story? Didn't have one. Just wrote bullshit that was mostly coherent. Captivating to California literary college wokescolds who afraid of war and violence? Absolutely. Prize? $25 gift card to Jamba Juice.

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

source: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1c8vefq/two_big_chances_for_jackson_both_saved_by_ortega/l0hfzu9/?context=8&sort=controversial

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East.

Born too late to deploy to the Middle East.

Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

When snappy says "this is an amazing thread, I'm going to read every reply " they should randomly upvote/downvote every reply

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/262714/me-showing-off-rdrama-irl/6285616#context

But he lived in rDrama which was obviously a white ethnostate with conservative values therefore he didn't wank. The rumors of him pooping pissing and cooming his pants in public were later fabrications made up by members of a certain ethnicity as means of psychological warfare on white people.

This was revealed to me in a dream and if you disagree I'll need you to cite sources.

I just received my first vagina monologue which is a voice foids hear once a month which can cause BPD if they don't ignore it and I think that means I am ready to be initiated into your order so I can learn the greater mysteries and I would like to request approval to the biofoids ping group.

In my 22 person polycule, agile methodology has proven too inflexible and cumbersome to implement.

We keep ourselves at our best by eliminating the two lowest performers every Thanksgiving. This encourages us to be true owners of our communication, inspiring resourceful collaborative solutions. Our competitive tendencies and policies don't just inspire creativity and good performance; it also injects a lot of exciting tension and attraction into our lifestyle.

While this approach may sound harsh, it's generally a respectful and democratic process that we all prepare for. The votes are collected the day prior, and the polycule lead on rotation informs the affected members/lovers in a 1:1 before breakfast.

We serve a delicious Exgiving potluck where the departing members/lovers express how grateful they are for the opportunity and experience, as relevant. They then pose for headshot photos and we take a group photo which get posted near the Jack Welch self portrait gallery room.

As we nibble on dessert, we each write a note with any parting thoughts, along with a feedback survey and optional consent to be a reference for future opportunities. We also allow the soon to be departed (😔) a 30 minute open mic session to air any grievances but that opportunity has only been utilized a couple of times.

We finish off with one final cuddle puddle, and the recruiting process for the open spots (separate post) commences the following morning, concluding by New Years.

Stupid c*nt troll still stupid c*nt trolling. And still wrong about the pricing of the house. So, all that's left for you is to keep stupid c*nt trolling.

You're wrong about the house. You're stupid. You're a worthless c*nt. And a hilariously pathetic troll. Keep on stupid c*nt trolling, because stupid c*nt trolls can't control themselves. They have to keep on stupid c*nt trolling. To stop would be to admit what a stupid c*nt troll they've been and shitty quality of their character.

Listen pale skin, and learn about my people.

In the pawnatahni chu-ul-sih language, this website was called "Eks-scha' w' ala bheh", which means "computer website where we discuss the television show Desperate Housewives". My people shared our bandwidth with the white man. But the white man is greedy, and took all the bandwidth, and the domain. Now we have nothing. But we are proud

Make snappy ping ! everyone every once in a while

Can we talk about how the perma chud award is applied to white users at a disproportionate rate?

There are multiple users on this site who have been permanently chudded for reasons that are questionable at best. 100 percent of those users are Caucasion. How is this okay? Mayocide stopped being funny years ago and everyone who makes that joke is just an unoriginal little bugman. Sorry if you look in the mirror and realize that it's you (statistically it probably is because 75 percent of this site's userbase are clones of each other who use the same jokes over and over and over and think peak humor is changing their names to match the holidays or site events) then you can take the first step to becoming an individual who matters by calling the jannies out on this shit.

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First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

We need you on BLACKED

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born to snap forced to sneed

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in my Photoshop, it's the dead BIPOC in my garage.

Let me ask you a question. When you came logging on here, did you notice a sign out in front of my site that said "Dead BIPOC Storage?"

You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead BIPOCs ain't my fricking business, that's why!

!chuds promote my snappy

Luckily, I try to prep for every possible self defense situation that could reasonably come up in a day to day scenario, and this is one of the battle scenarios I drill for on a weekly basis.

Whenever I leave the house I cover myself in copious amounts of lotion and Vaseline in order to skinmaxx and privilegemaxx. This also allows me to break free of grapples easier. Next, 4 hours before leaving my house I'll usually ingest about 50mg of chocolate laxatives before inserting my squat plug as my daily Carry. I always keep my butthole loaded, but on safety hence the squat plug to prevent a negligent discharge.

In this scenario, the women attempting to steal my innocence and purity would be unable to grab me and hold me down. If the lotion and Vaseline dries up, I can remove my squat plug and fire a few rounds, taking out a few of the women and replenishing the lubrication in a 5 foot radius. I'll then put my weapon back on safe and wait to reload in the fetal position from the safety of my shit swamp that I have just created. Rinse and repeat until all threats are neutralized, and I can continue about my day knowing that the threats are over, as I'm already covered in shit and Vaseline.

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

My World War 2 veteran grandpa saw the word “bussy” on a video

Last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy. Poo shot everywhere as he shook his butt since he can't control his own bowels so I was left a mess to clean up.

I could not find the video but my grandpa is NINETY why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I'm watching his videos now and they're not like that help me.

/r/rantgrumps lol

I need a respirator 'cause I'm running out of breath

For you're an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress

When you find your medicine, you take what you can get

'Cause if there's something better, baby

Well, they haven't found it yet

Oh, oh, oh, your love is like bad medicine

Bad medicine is what I need

Oh, oh, oh, shake it up, just like bad medicine

There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

Nah, son. Free pie.

I'm a therian vampire. That means I have a wolf soul trapped in a vampire body :( AWOOOOoooOOOooOOO~~~

buhhhh duh bububu a a a tkt blagharga

nomma klabodo blagharga komk--

BUBUBU Â GOM!

KOMKA KOMKA

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

Just checked your rdrama backlink profile, I noticed a large amount of toxic links pointing to your website

I can't do situps at the gym because they make me queef very loud.

Sometimes I research before I vote, other times I just pick a name.

frick you spongebob

White power 1 - 2 - 3 - 4!

I stand watch my country, going down the drain

We are all at fault, we are all to blame

We're letting them takeover, we just let 'em come

Once we had an Empire, and now we've got a slum

(chorus)

White Power! For England

White Power! Today

White Power! For Britain

Before it gets too late

Well we've seen a lot of riots, we just sit and scoff

We've seen a lot of muggings, and the judges let 'em off

(chorus)

Well we've gotta do something, to try and stop the rot

And the traitors that have used us, they should all be shot

(chorus)

middle eight:

Are we gonna sit and let them come?

Have they got the White man on the run?

Multi-racial society is a mess

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