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DEATH DAY
Today is the day.
The day has finally come!
I can't believe it's here.
Don't know how I was able to get this far, but here I am.
I'm a little nervous, but excited too.
Been excited for the past 2 weeks.
There were several times I could have been
caught, especially back in the summer of 2021.
None of that matters now. I'm almost an
hour + 7 minutes away.
Can't believe I'm doing this,
but I'm ready...
I hope my victims aren't.
My only fear is if anything goes wrong.
I'll do my best to prevent any of the sort.
(God let my wrath take over my anxiety)
It might be 10 minutes tops. It might be
3-7. It's gunna go quick.
I hope I have a high death count.
Ready to Die haha
Kill those kids!!!
those crackers
going to private fancy schools
with those fancy kwakis + sports
backpacks
w/ their daddies' mustangs
+convertables
frick you little shits
I wish to shoot you weak butt
peepees w/ your mop yellow hair
wanna kill you all little crackers!!!
Bunch of little cute twinks
w/ your white privileges
frick you cute twinks
DEATH DAY
6:30 am - desired
7:00 am - Get dressed
7:05 am-8:55am - Spend time
w/stuffed animals + possessions
9:00 am - Eat breakfast at โค๏ธhomeโค๏ธ
9:05 am - Pack up special belongings
in backpack(s)
9:50 - test knife or or glass breaker
(dad's old cars)
10:00 am - Leave for Royal Range
(19-20 min)
10:20 am - Gear up + setup guns in
trunk (assemble) + get out vest
(w/ mags inside)
11:20 am - Final video tape (10 min)
11:35 am - Leave for Covenant School
12:00 pm - Arrive at Covenant
(check parking lot for security)
12;05 arrive in designated parking space
12:05 - 12:10 - prepare for attack
12:08 - Lock + load all weapons
12:33 - Open fire towards sw entrance
Time 2 die XXX
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DEATH DAY
Today is the day. The day has finally come!
I can't believe it's here. Don't know how I was able to get this far, but here I am.
I'm a little nervous, but excited too. Been excited for the past 2 weeks.
There were several times I could have been caught, especially back in the summer of 2021.
None of that matters now. I'm almost an hour + 7 minutes away.
Can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm ready... I hope my victims aren't.
My only fear is if anything goes wrong. I'll do my best to prevent any of the sort.
(God let my wrath take over my anxiety)
It might be 10 minutes tops. It might be 3-7. It's gunna go quick.
I hope I have a high death count.
Ready to Die haha
Kill those kids!!!
those crackers going to private fancy schools with those fancy kwakis + sports backpacks w/ their daddies' mustangs + convertables
frick you little shits
I wish to shoot you weak butt peepees w/ your mop yellow hair wanna kill you all little crackers!!!
Bunch of little cute twinks w/ your white privileges
frick you cute twinks
DEATH DAY
6:30 am - desired
7:00 am - Get dressed
7:05 am-8:55am - Spend time
w/stuffed animals + possessions
9:00 am - Eat breakfast at โค๏ธhomeโค๏ธ
9:05 am - Pack up special belongings
in backpack(s)
9:50 - test knife or or glass breaker
(dad's old cars)
10:00 am - Leave for Royal Range
(19-20 min)
10:20 am - Gear up + setup guns in
trunk (assemble) + get out vest
(w/ mags inside)
11:20 am - Final video tape (10 min)
11:35 am - Leave for Covenant School
12:00 pm - Arrive at Covenant
(check parking lot for security)
12;05 arrive in designated parking space
12:05 - 12:10 - prepare for attack
12:08 - Lock + load all weapons
12:33 - Open fire towards sw entrance
Time 2 die XXX
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How can a school shooter manifesto be so foidbrained
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three pages of "uwu stuffed animals brush my teeth hehe murder children <3 haha whoops"
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The libs are gonna take this well
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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
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