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[MEGATHREAD] :marseysnappypat: SNAPPY QUOTES MEGATHREAD SUGGEST NEW SNAPPY QUOTES HERE :!marseysnappypat:

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I was working for an agency that managed Rolling Stones and me and another agent buddy were driving them around in and old VW Golf, with three people in front and four in the back. When we got out my agent friend got news he was sacked and I was worried why. I said “don't know, it was Agency” and he misheard and said “yea I know it was my Intelligence”. I was a special agent of sorts and we were tasked with a mission to nuke Iran. we were tossing coins to determine who is gonna press the trigger and be the one to nuke Iran. My friend pulled his lucky coin from his mother (this friend I haven't seen for 25 years) and said who gets tails nukes. I tossed heads, he tossed tails. There were also two more people to toss, but I already started dancing and chanting “I'm not killing babies, I'm not killing babies”

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