Glormph sanctions Colombia. Here's why this is the end of US global hegemony and we are in the endtimes.

https://x.com/empressthaliaa/status/1883684936005382436

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Anyway remittances from the US account for 3% of Colombia's GDP so a single deportation flight is pretty devastating to their national economy. And the threats worked immediately

https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/2025/01/26/trump-colombia-deportation-flights-migrants-tariffs/

So we are thankfully not going to be deprived of all the many things Colombia exports here. I don't know what those things are besides coffee and cocaine but X (formerly Twitter) informs me it's a lot and very important. Crisis averted.


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Anyone who uses the phrase 'the global south' is a massive cute twink who can be safely ignored

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I once pointed out to a professor that maybe the "Global South" countries in the southern hemisphere are poor because most of the land is near the equator. For whatever complex reasons, over the last ~500 years or so temperate areas have been doing very well: America, Europe, parts of Russia, China, Japan. In the southern hemisphere temperate zone you have: Chile, Argentina, South Africa (imagine it in the 1990s), and Australia. All of them doing very well compared to the rest of the world and extremely well compared to the rest of the people in the southern hemisphere. but in population they're tiny. So the majority of people in the northern hemisphere live in relatively prosperous temperate areas. The majority of people in the southern hemisphere live close to the equator in tropical hellholes that were much less productive and difficult to live in so that's why they're more likely to be poor. It isn't some evil plan by the corporations. It's because in those places it's too darn hot outside.

The professor's mind was blown. She gave me a blowjob and an A in the class.

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!historychads I thought this idea was pretty obvious but it was new to her, so maybe to you to? :marseyshrug:

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Isn't this one of the big arguments jarred diamond made in his shitty slop book? I haven't read it but I remember someone talking about the idea that YT developed more because of winters and the need for forward thinking

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his shitty slop book? I haven't read it

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It must suck because midwit millenials on Reddit say so? Whatever bro. If that's the way you want to live your life. :marseyshrug:

YT developed more because of winters and the need for forward thinking

It's not quite that simple. That's why he had to write a whole book.

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Replying here because the two of you are all over the thread :slapfight:

I've seen leftoid try to argue that Diamond is a mega racist but if you read even the prologue of his book it's evident that the man is not that at all.

GGS's main problem is that it's written by an anthropologist trying to do history, linguistics and economics. The way he describes how "the west won" is not quite right. The spaniards didn't single-handedly destroy almighty native empires like the aztecs and incas through "gun, germs and steel". Both aztecs and incas were empire with rivals and internal dissent. Both nations were certainly weakened by "gun, germs and steel" but this wasn't the whole story.

Likewise with China; China has had whole stretches of history where it was separated into multiple competing nations. It so happened that the 19th century Qing dynasty held the entire region and its armies were weakened by the peace dividend, but it wasn't inevitable that the yuros would find the middle kingdom unified and static.

This is the danger of trying to make a grand unified theory of world history; you can get details wrong. Diamond is like Marx in that I think both have some really interesting ideas mixed in with nonsense, mistakes and oversimplifications

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Yeah, I think he greatly overestimates how important the weapons of the Spanish were. They were very useful sometimes, but not war-winning. Horses are war-winning though. Completely changes the nature of battle. And the surprise of seeing all these things for the first time must have devastating. So while I may quibble with him parts of his evidence, I generally agree with him that the shock of suddenly running into steel armor, horses, etc. for the first time was the decisive factor in these wars.

Both aztecs and incas were empire with rivals and internal dissent.

Everybody always has rivals. Everybody always has internal dissent. It's no coincidence that in both cases it bubbled over exactly when the Spanish arrived.

I can't remember anything he said about China.

the danger of trying to make a grand unified theory of world history

That's not what he was trying to do. And if he was, he did as good a job as anyone could. :marseyshrug:

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>That's not what he was trying to do.

It's been years since I read it but the question that sparked the book was a tribal in papua new guinea asking "why did the white man have so much cargo [cowtools and prosperity] ". Diamond's explanation of this veers close to a historical theory IMO

>And if he was, he did as good a job as anyone could.

I agree with you on this. I've more respect for his flawed attempt compared to the peanut gallery of leftist academic that say Diamond is racist for saying societies with written alphabets were better in the long run than societies of verbal history lmao

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a tribal in papua new guinea asking "why did the white man have so much cargo [cowtools and prosperity]

I remember a subtle difference. That the Papuan guy didn't ask the question, he thought of it while watching him do some craft thing. But again, it's been 25 years.

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It must suck because midwit millenials on Reddit say so? Whatever bro. If that's the way you want to live your life.

BIPOC that book has been shit on in history fields way before reddit smoothbrains got ahold of it.

It's never been considered worth reading and it's never been anything but bad pop history

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I might take some of the criticism seriously if it wasn't so batshit over-the-top insane. Like claiming it says the complete opposite of what it really does. I've seen them try to link him to HBD. It's nuts. He doesn't make any really controversial claims or use facts that are in dispute. All the criticism I've seen has been of a straw man.

It reminds me of the Black Athena bullshit in the '90s. That book really did suck. But it turned into a sport to write bad reviews of it. Everyone piled on. Everyone. Eventually there were over 100. And as they're competing to be the most scathing they go nuts. They end up denouncing a bunch of totally reasonable ideas that the author didn't come up with just because they were mentioned somewhere in the book. So after that, I don't take reviews too seriously.

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Everyone piled on. Everyone. Eventually there were over 100. And as they're competing to be the most scathing they go nuts. They end up denouncing a bunch of totally reasonable ideas that the author didn't come up with just because they were mentioned somewhere in the book.

Sure, but there's a reason the criticisms started. You don't have to go all contrarian wing cuck and act like the book by someone with no history background, written in a time we had far less understanding of pre-columbian American societies is for some reason good or accurate. It's still shit even ignoring the r-slurred pile on.

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someone with no history background

I might give a shit if he was trying to change our understanding of some historical event, but he's not. That's like me saying these people can't review the book because they don't have a biology background.

written in a time we had far less understanding of pre-columbian American societies

What you're not understanding is: It does not fricking matter. The book is not about pre-Columbian American societies. It's not about infectious disease. It's not about livestock. It's not about crops. We know a heck of a lot more about the flu than we did back then, and none of it matters at all in this book.

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The historians are just butthurt that because the last thing they want is any link between science and their little playground. What's next? Outsiders might start pointing out some discrepancies. Like people in their "histories" marching and rowing at speeds ludicrously beyond anything humanly possible.

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I might give a shit if he was trying to change our understanding of some historical event, but he's not.

He's literally making an argument as to why western societies prevailed over native societies.

What you're not understanding is: It does not fricking matter. The book is not about pre-Columbian American societies.

BIPOC, It literally is. It's advertised as explaining why the west dominated those societies.

What's next? Outsiders might start pointing out some discrepancies. Like people in their "histories" marching and rowing at speeds ludicrously beyond anything humanly possible.

Again BIPOC, historians talk all the time about the insane exaggerations of older sources. The fact you think anyone would take this as a new discrepancy some outsider would point out shows how fricking moronic you are. Read any legitimate history book dealing with old sources and they will mention something about the numbers of men involved, the speed, the sketchy as frick timelines etc. This isn't new you dumb gorilla.

In short keep yourself safe.

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Counterpoint to your thesis. Chile was very poor until a few decades ago and the reason why the South and Southeast of Brazil and Argentina were historically wealthier is not climate related but due to mass immigration which also meant that ports and industries settled there, while the Brazilian northeast remained a sugar cane land. Peru and Bolivia also have milder climate with mountainous regions, that didn't turn them into Switzerland.

As usual, the type of settlement and institutions are the main drivers of development.

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but due to mass immigration which also meant that ports and industries settled there, while the Brazilian northeast remained a sugar cane land

Doesn't that support his point? The hotter parts of Brazil were filled with bloody slave plantations, while the colder parts had a normal economy that supported immigration

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Well, you could argue that climate was the determining point for the Spanish, the French and Portuguese to settle their sugar cane plantations which evolved into slave economies, but by the 19th century slavery was also widespread in the South.

SΓ£o Paulo and Rio de Janeiro became top producers of coffee, a commodity which desplaced sugar cane as Brazil's most valuable export in the mid 19th century, slaves worked in the fields to produce it hence why the coffee barons supported importing Italians and later on japs to replace their BIPOCs once it became clear abolition was coming soon (or after the abolition in the case of the nips).

Immigrants didn't have a say of where they would be settled, the Brazilian government determined where the colonies would be and decided for SΓ£o Paulo and the Brazilian South as they were scarcely populated (the Portuguese were this big exception with them roaming free and migrating massively to the city of Rio de Janeiro). Immigrants tend to be entrepreneurial unlike the old aristocracy, which meant the first industries began to pop in SP in the late 19th century and early 20th century, many of them owned by second Gen Italian Brazilians.

Then you have immigrant groups like the Germans which were specifically selected to develop agriculture, this combined to eugenicists soying for "nordics" meant they got free land from the government as to become small farmers.

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Immigrants didn't have a say of where they would be settled, the Brazilian government determined where the colonies would be and decided for SΓ£o Paulo and the Brazilian South as they were scarcely populated

But why were they scarcely populated? Climate causing less lucrative crops, no?

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Santa Catarina, ParanΓ‘, and Rio Grande do Sul were relatively recent acquisitions. Portugal got them in the mid 18th century and by then the focus was on Minas Gerais and its gold and diamond mines. As for land, they're very fertile but the Tugas only cared for quick cash which diamonds, coffee and sugar cane could provide (which is a focus on the extractive model).

Portugal then sent a few thousands of portuguese couples to settle and create towns in the region. The Indians who lived in RS, the charrΓΊas, were quite violent and war-like, so expanding west of the coast was sort of a dangerous business. This is also why race mixing with injuns in the South was so scarce, unlike the 16th century era conquistadores these guys brought their foids along.

After Brazil's independence when the government decided to create German colonies at first they planned to do so in Bahia (Northeast) and Rio de Janeiro, then they changed their plans to create the colonies in Rio Grande do Sul to increase the population and solidify Brazil's claim, though climate was indeed discussed (government officials felt like the krauts wouldn't handle Bahia's hellish heat).

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not reading your substack

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But why were people immigrating to Argentina? Wasn't it because there was lots of land with a temperate climate and they wanted to make money off it directly or indirectly? :marseyconfused:

Also, do you think maybe they were interested in not getting yellow fewer or dengue or something?

Chile was very poor until a few decades ago

B-word, I was alive a few decades ago and Chile was not poor let alone very poor. :marseysmughipskorean: At least not for the purposes of what I'm talking about here.

Peru and Bolivia also have milder climate with mountainous regions, that didn't turn them into Switzerland.

I guess you must need to have mountains in a temperate zone to be Switzerland. :marseysmug2:

Anyway, I'm not saying this is always true but it's usually true around the world. I don't know South America very well, but I'm looking who's around the equator there and it's a bunch of countries that are poor and/or fricked up. I look around the rest of the world and there's a few exceptions: Thailand, ...actually that's the only exception I see. Maybe Indonesia depending on your definitions. It sure looks like a pattern to me.

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But why were people immigrating to Argentina? Wasn't it because there was lots of land with a temperate climate and they wanted to make money off it directly or indirectly? :marseyconfused:

In part yes, but Argentina also had other institutional conditions. The migration wave began in the 1860s, soon after the countries unification. The political system was stable for the next decades while countries like Mexico were suffering from civil wars and dictatorships. The government itself encouraged immigration as a means to increase population.

Chile was not poor let alone very poor.

1970s Chile was nothing like Argentina, it wasn't poor like Bolivia but it had some gnarly conditions back in the day, slums around Santiago were common, peasants didn't have shoes to wear and malnutrition was common, by the mid 1970s over 50% of Chileans were living below the poverty line. Argentina had a large middle class, Chile didn't. Just to give you some anecdotes from 1950s LATAM, while not in Chile here's my take of 2 grandmothers.

My maternal grandmother grew up in the countryside of Rio Grande do Sul, which has always been a prosperous Brazilian state, yet during her childhood she didn't have electricity on her house, nor running water and not even shoes to wear. She mentioned she almost got frozebite on her feet walking miles on the snow to get to school (yes, it occasionally snows in some parts of RS). In contrast my paternal grandma grew up on a city, she belonged to a blue collar family with her father being a factory worker, but their lifestyle was similar to the European working class of the day. They lived on a small place but it had electricity and running water, they couldn't afford a car but she and her sisters took the trolley to go to school.

My father grew up "middle class" in the 70s, my grandparents owned a small store, they had a pretty single story house and owned a pickup truck, they had a tv set. Yet their lifestyle was much more frugal from the modern middle class, they couldn't afford vacations (the only time my paternal grandmother went to the beach was a trip to Mar del Plata, first she went to Buenos Aires by bus after the news of her mother dying and her relatives took her for a road trip). Simple stuff like eating out of home and drinking a bottle of Coca Cola was an occasional thing like once a month at most, my dad had like 2 pairs of shoes growing up, one for school/church, the other was a tennis shoes from some second rated brand. Actual poor people back in those days barely had food to eat and suffered from nutritional deficiencies.

I know people still make fun of LATAM but there were indeed some gigantic leaps in the past decades in all of the countries.

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>The majority of people in the southern hemisphere live close to the equator in tropical hellholes that were much less productive and difficult to live in so that's why they're more likely to be poor

This explains so much about Far North Queensland !strayans

Good point though, I'm pretty useless at work during summer heatwaves :marseyburn:

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Kill this Diamond-cel with hammers

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It'll take a lot more than that to stop my geographic determinism.

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It's shit like this that makes me think we simply forgot we could live in caves

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Made me genuinely laugh :marseyxd: :marseybow:

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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.

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You didn't even read it, did you? :marseysmughipskorean:

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Just call them poors or thirdies. Less syllables and less obnoxious

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I don't think about them enough to have a name for them


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^La puta from Bogota about to be deported asks you how many STDs you have

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It's all just Brazil or Mexico. The rest of the countries are just made up nonsense

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I thought the kind of person to refer to a "global south" would be the kind of person that's glad to see US power waning because they're imperalistic or something

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it's just a woke term for third world shit hole. So yea it's used by shithole enthusiasts who hate US hegemony

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Nah. You're wrong.

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Nah. You're wrong

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No. I'm not.

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No. You're r*ped

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"the global south is pathetically unstable and the only non western country that matters is Indonesia" that work?

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I can promise you that Indonesia doesn't matter either.

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>who can be safely ignored

Not sufficient. :marseypinochet#: must be sanctioned

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