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Medieval bloatmaxxer becomes a threat to national security, advanced Jewish Medical Science under supervision of the servants of Allah is required

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>be such a fat frick that the court scholars are concerned about your inability to bang the Queen 
>Sent via Oxcart 3500 HD to wise Islamic scholars 
>Only the Jew learned in the ways of dieting can solve this problem, Inshallah 
>Sew the Kings obese lips together and force him into a liquid diet 
>Consult wise Sheik Jussaf Al-Rogani for mysterious sauna treatment 
>God bestows 245lbs of weight loss in 40 days, a trial such as that of Jesus in the desert 
The Kingdom is saved, bulking season is over


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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>WHAT HAPPENED TO LE OLD DRAMA
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