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EFFORTPOST Schizo Stacey documents „being stalked by the feds" for TikTok views :marseyglow2:

Lisa is an American TikToker who goes by the handle @ stalkedbythefeds, where she posts videos alleging she is under FBI investigation as a result of her having an affair with an FBI agent named Lenny DePaul. She claims that ever since she told DePaul's wife of their affair, the FBI has retaliated by opening up an investigation against her. Her proof that she is under investigation includes:

  • Videos of random people in public

  • Videos and pictures of cars parked outside of her house, cars with tinted windows, or cars with „weird license plates"

  • People sitting in their cars outside of her gym

  • Other insane nonsense

How does she have time to schizo post all day? She previously was a psychiatric nurse pratictioner, but now she collects monthly disability checks for an undisclosed disability, which some of her viewers assume is some sort of mental illness causing her delusions. She claims that the FBI is trying to find evidence of her committing "insurance fraud" relating to her disability, and that they've concocted schemes to make her look like she isn't actually qualified. Or alternatively, just find her guilty of absolutely anything so Lenny can get his sweet, sweet revenge over 4 years later.

Here are some of the ways she claims the FBI have tried to entrap her:

She said that the FBI approached her hairdresser and convinced her to become a CI. She says it was "so obvious" to her because her hairdresser "Started asking questions." She claims that almost everybody that she interacts with is in cahoots with the feds and anybody who isn't will be coerced into becoming an informer.

She also claims the FBI turned one of her lifelong friends into a CI. Supposedly, the FBI tried to get her to commit fraud by convincing her long-time friend to ask Lisa (who was a RN at the time) if she could help get the friend's sister on disability, because she couldn't work due to health complications. Lisa says she "didn't take the bait", and instead accuses her friend of selling out to the FBI when she was seemingly just looking for help for her sister.

She again claimed that the FBI poached one of her friends, this time by trying to get Lisa (still a RN at the time) to sign "emotional support animal" paperwork so she didn't have to pay the pet fee to her landlord. Suprise Lisa, the FBI isn't setting you up- your friends are asking favors from you.

Recently, she announced that to escape the feds, she was going to be moving to Bali (which to many may seem like a worse fate…) But, lo and behold, to the shock of almost no one, within less than 4 days of moving she claimed she was still being followed in Bali. Including the riveting proof of: a lady standing outside on her own porch (complete with scary music in the background)

Although on the surface, this may seem like just another insane schizo "gangstalking" victim, some of her followers have theorized that this is all a very intricate scam concocted to scrape the wallets of r-slurred tiktok users and collect tiktok creator fund money in addition to her disability (which I believe in itself would be insurance fraud. We got er boys!!! :marseyglow:) Her denial of this is not helped by the GoFundMe link in her bio (even if it's only raised less than $300 with a goal of 20k.) Another TikToker, https://tiktok.com/@mamaphilly26 released a series of videos claiming to have previously worked for Lisa, and stating that she believes her story is a ruse.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738022073qG9DOGyvJFKqTQ.webp

Even if the whole stalking story is fake, I do not believe that she is not crazy. This is not the face of a sane woman:

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My father could fix her, he told me he's good with women.

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you can't fix a foid you just gotta hope they're damaged enough to pass as normal

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Fix? I'll make her worse and have fun doing it

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Now THIS is an effort post

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I wrote the best effort post of all time.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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>she collects monthly disability checks for an undisclosed disability

Gee, I wonder what that could be.

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Gout.

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:#marseywould:

previously was a psychiatric nurse pratictioner

Ofc she was.

Currently talking to crazy woman right now. Manic pixie girl crazy. She is studying to be psychiatrist.

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Reported by:
  • Grue : I'm going to sabotage your life and the lives of everyone that upkongd this

That goes back generations. I suspect the whole field was really started by insane women who wanted to get together and share strategies for how to screw over your society and family.

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Kinda sucks for those who actually need help. Not just fake friend to talk to.

How can you expect people who are crazier then you to help you

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The only one who really legit helped me was somebody crazier than me.

Now I don't want to toot my own horn but I got lot of mental illneses. :marseymegaphone:

But she had more. So you know the therapist is to maintain a distance with the client. And of course, never, never them get to know you as a person.

No she was fricking awesome. :marseyletsgo: Now she probably only does this with the patients she trusts because we're so smart. :marseybigbrain: She was open with her weird mental problems, drug problems in the past, etc. Now this wasn't a couple hombres telling tall tails in holding. She just made sure you knew that anything that's going on is not going to startle her.

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I always heard psychiatrist become psychiatrist to figure out what's wrong with themselves

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There is 100% truth to this. Shrinks can be divided into three groups: those with neurodivergent fascination with the human mind, people who legitimate want to help others for humanity's sake, and nutcases who want to study what's wrong with themselves and their family while pretending to help others. And oh, a sliver a psychopaths who like having power over others as their shrink.

The nut cases are absolutely the biggest group in the field. When you get that it explains why nutty trends take off so easily in the field.

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But she's just a nurse, so she's not even learning the full quackery

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Even Lolcows are fake these days. Consider some lolcow are raking cash I wouldn't be surprised if some people act crazy for money as a side hustle

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Definitely not schizophrenia because she's talking way too normally. If you want to hear legit schizo talk, go to any Jinxthinker video. If she was an actual schizo she might be not be on that level, but I really doubt she'd be able to get through talking for 3 minutes without saying something weird.

Reminds me of this Norwegian guy way back who had a blog about Iraqi politics. I'd check it out every once in a while. I never could understand much, which I assumed was just because I don't know anything about the subject. Then one day there's a post like:

I thought if I came to America I'd be free of them. But today at the library there were two guys from Norwegian intelligence at the table next to mine. I can't believe they would actually follow me.

And then it all clicks into place. :#marseyshook:

I didn't understand his blog because there was bunch of schizo nonsense mixed into it. That's why he was really bad at organizing his thoughts.

Dr. Redactor is here to solve this: :#marseydoctor:

So she definitely does not have schizophrenia. There's all kinds of other problems that can cause delusions so let's look at her delusion. It's:

  • exactly like the paranoia of paranoid schizo

  • apparently the only delusion she has

  • persists for a very long time without even changing at all

  • is caused by a mental illness that doesn't interfere with her speech patterns, facial expressions, body movements, choice of clothing, grooming (she washes her hair), ability to drive...

Of all the delusions in the world she just happened to have exactly the same one as schizos and it's her only symptom? I'm calling bullshit. I mean ffs, I look and act crazier than her on a good day.

Even if the whole stalking story is fake, I do not believe that she is not crazy.

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We like to imagine the scammer is doing it because they're lazy. You know who the most hardworking people I've ever seen in my life? The ones who put in back-back-back 12+ hour days on a regular basis? It was mid-level members of a pyramid scheme. I would just watch them and awe and think "There has got to be an easier way to make money." I dunno what motivated those people but it such as fricking heck wasn't sanity.

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My area had a scammer that was a middle aged lady putting in 10 hour shifts of weird restaurant and retail scams across the nearest 10 zipcodes for like a decade

her scams were:

Tantrum her way into free meals and stuff

:derpwhy: Your young employee shorted me... and I DEMAND compensation or I will hold up the line :angry:

my card declined uwu

:marseysorrow: oh no no no no my debit card quit working even tho it has money and I need food and gas to get to my sons house in [3 hours away] :marseycry: im so sorry i'll just... step out of the way :'(

she briefly found a scam boyfriend for like a year and they scammed together

facebook groups ended her hustle around 2015 because she could not walk into an olive garden or anything without 10 boomers standing up like

https://media.tenor.com/Z7RFLTS2J9cAAAAx/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton.webp

WOAH ITS SCAMMIN' TASHA

https://media.tenor.com/clsWimEw0EkAAAAx/creed-creed-the-office.webp

I actually got stuck in line behind her once while she was making a scene at chic fil a trying to get extra free lunch :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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she briefly found a scam boyfriend for like a year and they scammed together

Somehow everyone gets to be happy but me. :marseyrain:

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How about you have 2 functioning feet? :marseysmughips: :marseysmirk2:

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:marseysmughipskorean:

I just spent an hour or two pretending to be the NTSB to investigate why I fell down tonight. I'm trying as hard as I can!

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:marseyfingerhearts:

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It's so hard though. What I would give for a Bob Benzon, a Greg Feith, or a Mary Schiavo right now.

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:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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You know who's really good at investigating slip and falls? Lawyers

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The problem is, if you're already suing somebody else for a slip and fall it starts looking suspicious.

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She could just have paranoia and not schizophrenia. They're independent diseases.

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Really? The same kind of paranoia?

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Yes, I have a few in my family but thankfully it skipped me because the government edited my genes in the womb.

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:marseyhmmm:

Might explain a few things in mine too.

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The amount of time and effort some catfishers put in is ludicrous. Scammers are like that but for money, plus Duper's Delight.

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I know it grips like a hydraulic clamp

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Schizos are really narcissistic in a way. Believing they are so important to have feds following them like in some Steven seagull movie

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people become schizos because of gangstalking and cia mindwashing programs.

schizophrenia was very uncommon until the cia was formed, u can look that up too its true.

also they are important because the cia wouldn't be doing any of fhat stuff on them if they weren't.

youre such an idiot, not sarcadtic, u need to read a book and wake up from ur catatonia and see whats a tually going on.

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leave now and do 't come back u tilyou have read:

  • linguistic archaeology

  • divided self

  • protocols of elder zion

  • a natural history of r*pe

  • behold a pale horse

  • fluoride deception

  • opium lords

  • failed states

  • peoples history (ignore soc justice nonsense)

  • new testament (especially revelation)

  • genesis, exodus, and job (old testament)

  • the 12th planet

  • who financed hitler

  • word controlled humans

  • baphomet: temple mystery revealed

  • the cult of the black cube

  • origin of consciousness (search bicameral mind)

  • principia groomercordia

  • kaballah (start with sefer yetzirah)

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I'd forgotten about that Ludacris jam. I really didn't appreciate him back in the day just because he was too popular and I was a contrarian shit head.

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someone else community note this with "I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL" im too broke

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If you can't tell whose alt this is it's so beyond over


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Genuinely curious whose alt I am :marseyquestion:

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:carp:


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fake and straight

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consider this: it's just funnier to call it a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

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Schizos have such interesting lives and get gibs. It's not fair.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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As a schizo, this comment gives me hope of getting some gib in the future.

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Good find.

:#stoningupvotes:

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:redlight:German detected :redlight:

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Ok but have you considered that because she's pretty,she's right and you're wrong?

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she hot

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