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Drumpfler To Make Deportationcoin Surge by Striking Down Renewal of TPS for Venezuelans

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/us/politics/trump-tps-venezuelan-immigrants.html

Temporary Protected Status or TPS is a legal mechanism that protects illegals from deportation. According to the gov itself, Homeland Security may designate a foreign country for TPS due to conditions in the country that temporarily prevent the country's nationals from returning safely, or in certain circumstances, where the country is unable to handle the return of its nationals adequately. USCIS may grant TPS to eligible nationals of certain countries (or parts of countries), who are already in the United States.

This is a godsend for illegals from particular shithole countries because it is a literal trump card :marseycarlos: when it comes to illegal immigration. As long as TPS is extended, the date in which you had to make it to the US to apply for it keeps being rolled down, and with shitholes like Venezuela who remain unsafe given their actual dictator in chief, the prediction was that it would be free from Drumpfs list of targets as they are neither accepting deportees or stable/safe/not committing human rights abuses :marseyflagvenezuela:

TPS as a trump card is legitimately insane and lawcels use it to a ridiculous degree to prevent deportations. Notably, TPS can be used during deportation proceedings to:

>petition the court to close an ongoing deportation case, with or without the support of a prosecutor

>prevent enforcement of an active deportation order

>appeal a deportation order to then close the appeal once you have TPS

Lawcels will effectively sneed at having a large amount of clients be outright unable to avoid deportation now, as will actual beneficiaries. The sneed from beneficiaries is also going to be monumental, because a TPS beneficiary qualifies for:

>protection from deportation

>work permits to work legally

>social security number

>housing benefits and numerous forms of welfare like healthcare, cash, student loans, food stamps...

So wheres the drama? Soon to come about as the news comes out pretty late night about a niche topic. NYT has confirmed they have a copy of a Trump Administration Decision to shut down the latest renewals, meaning Venezuelans will lose their protections in 2 waves, one in April and another in September and face summary deportation unless they beg to be placed in the enormous queue for a deportation hearing. Keep an eye out for sneed sometime between tomorrow and saturday (deadline for DHS Sec to announce if renewed or banned). Once the official announcement is made and this actually hits headlines beyond one outlet, we may get a surge in Dramacoin (or it will all be unintelligible bastardized spanish).

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/us/politics/trump-tps-venezuelan-immigrants.html

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Not even 8 days in office yet

So tired of based give me a refractory period

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He's not kidding jfc

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He walked into the octagon. Solitary confinement had stretched on for so long that he had forgotten why the frick he was even there. Speeding, maybeβ€”five miles over the limit. But near the gated community.

He scanned his surroundings. The lights. Acrid, searing, harsh against eyes that hadn't seen daylight in weeks. A voice, familiar but grotesquely amplified, rang out.

"Alright, hey folks! We're all ready to see what we came here to see, right? It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be beautiful. The most beautiful fight you have ever seen."

Dana White stood beside him, smirking, his bald head nodding rhythmically. His massive, HGH-swollen neck pulsed with veins on the verge of bursting. Joe Rogan perched in a high chair next to him, eyes bloodshot red.

"This is gonna be the greatest," the man bellowed, New York accent dripping with performative bravado. "When I won, I had told you we'd be winning so much you'd be tired of winning, that you'd beg for it to stop. But I don't think that's true, folks. Do you?"

The proles screamed. Whether from excitement or compulsion, he couldn't tell.

"Now these two thingsβ€”I'm not going to be calling them people anymoreβ€”are going to fight to the death. And then one will be deported," the voice continued. "We worked out the dealβ€”And I make the best dealsβ€”so-called US citizens can be deported now. But I don't think criminals are citizensβ€”or peopleβ€”anyway, so…"

The crowd roared. Throwing their McDonalds fries and nuggets all over the arena. 64 ounceβ€”he had long since sanctioned any nation still using the Metric systemβ€”cokes with double corn syrup splashed wildly.

"If one wins, they'll be sent to Brazilβ€”to go to prison there. That's a big prize. That's a good one."

A lead pipe was shoved into his hands. The cage door slammed shut.

!nonchuds !chuds !latinx

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Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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you really seem to like americans

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Some of my best friends are Americans

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are they bouncing around the room splashing their corn syrup sodas everywhere?

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They get it injected into their veins with an insulin pumpβ€”They're not poor

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