How to Stop Bullies

Introduction

Bullying is when u are mean to others. Its not cool and no one likes it.

Now that u know what bullying is, I will go through the 4 steps on how to identify and stop bullies.

Step 1: Identify

This could be anyone. It could be onlinester or outsidester. Most likely it will be someone online, because people are usually pdetty nice in real life.

To identify, you first do preliminary search for their personally identifiable information. If you can't find this infofmration then you will need to gain their trust and get them to tell u it.

Once you have this, you are ready for next step.

Step 2: Gather Resources

Next you must gather resources.

Neccessary (must have):

• protective gear (knee pads, shin pads, helmet)

• nerf gun (elite is best)

• hurt liquid (from car battery)

• antifreeze

• snacks (gushers, puppy chow, caprisun, etc)

• bear mace

• permanent marker

Additional (good to have but not required):

• razor (dissassemeble dad's shaver)

• blowtorch

• boiling mix of sugar, water, and styrofoam

• sandwiches (BLT is best)

Situational:

• walkie talkies

• police radar scanner

• disguise

• winter gear

Step 3: Locate and Track

Use information from step 1 to locate Bully. Use social engineering to determine address and their general schedule. Pretend to be a cop or doctor.

Then watch for a few weeks to know their schedule and routines. Notice when they are alone, in places with bad cell connection, nobody in yelling distance, and away from cameras.

Step 4: Attack

The first thing you will needto focus on is immobilizing them. I like the hurt liquid because it also maims and disfigures.

Tip: Use element of surprise and/or target them while they are encumbered with another task.

After immobilizing, u should quickly take their phone and be sure to power it cometeply off (or destroy it).

Next is the time to be creative. Express yourself on the bullys sensitive regions (head, neck, groin).

Finally, write with permanent marker on the forehead and body of bully the anti bully logo imaged below:

Tip: The final step is easier the more the bully is hurt/impaired.

Now go out there and stop those bullies!!!!