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What are reasons Australians wouldn't want to visit the USA
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Australians being racist. Nothing to see here.
https://ammo.com/research/gun-violence-among-black-americans
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I wonder if they include latinx in "white" there, and if so, what the charts would look like with them broken out into their own category.
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They do and that's racist to ask.
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can any!chuds explain how the frick these aren't 100% each???? Is it based on the shooter's ethnicity or victim's?
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Blacks in America consistently kill more whites than whites kill blacks. Blacks kill whites in the US at a rate like 10x the amount of blacks that were killed during the Jim Crow era (black hololol we all get to hear about endlessly now)
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Good. The mayocide can't come fast enough
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Wait, I thought whites had way higher suicide rates compared to blacks. Do blacks just especially like using guns?
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Yes and yes
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Racist Aussies don't appreciate hustle and bustle culture
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that reminds me
should organise another hunting trip with dad soon
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Dont forget your mate call.
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Mating call?
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No you pervert, your mate call to find australians, like a duck call.
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Lol
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Oooh I thought you were continuing this on
Not too hard. Country's full of the dumb frickers
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My gawd, you're obsessed with me! You're screenshotting my comments now
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Oi, Bruce! I'll put another shrimp on the barby!
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Just yell
"I have free sourdough starter"
They'll come a running
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I found Redditors to be really stringy tho
And if not that you need to slow cook them forever to get rid of all the fat
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Redditors?
I was hunting for white
women 
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That's right!
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burger cops doing what they do best, murdering people who call them for help.
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Oh that's sad
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my guess was wrong
we want reparations for that, seppos
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oh right. that b-word. I mean, to be fair. the cop was a BIPOC literally from Somalia, he couldn't help himself.
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that woman was shot
by a camera
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Jfc just stay out of like 4 cities and your risk drops to zero. Death to Aussie scum
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He didn't say he'd do it with a gun. This is a bad faith interpretation of his death threat
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I love it when euros brag about not being able to own guns. You can still get shot or grenaded by Muhammad, you just can't shoot back. Heck, you probably can't own pepper spray.
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The UK will charge you if bash someone over the head with a golf trophy even though they are choking you out.
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10 years ago I was reading some comment from a bong about how if someone breaks into your home you need to only use enough force that can be deemed appropriate. "This isn't America, after all!". Pushing someone out of a door or giving them a wallop is fine within reason, but going all stabby Cathy will get you locked up, and for good reason!
I read it like 3 times and went, "wow, they really aren't human."
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Europe is more than one country, Cleetus. There's no ragheads in my country.
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Newsflash, nobody cares. That's why we slap all of you together in such a lazy fashion. A bunch of poor people too stupid to flee to America.
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It will still be significantly cheaper than what you pay in Australia
Also they think we have lions lmao
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This is one of those things where I can see why Europoors and Strayans get mad at in theory but it's such an inconsequential thing in reality for Americans that I cannot help but laugh about it.
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Oh no my $1 soda rings up as $1.10 at the checkout
This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
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Yeah, probably. Goddarn country is a third world hellhole.
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Lmao
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We have lions, they will eat you. Are you r-slurred? Google mountain lion eats student or mountain lion eats woman
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Mountain lions are mountain lions, not lions. That's like calling a koala bear a bear
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Oh I'm sorry redditor, can you go deeply into the taxonomy of how the two giant cats are actually genetically different so in your euphoric esoteric understanding of what constitutes the philoligical meaning of lion he's wrong lol
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They constantly insult American's intelligence but don't know mountain lions are closer in lineage to domesticated cats than lions
They're dumb losers as far as I'm concerned
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I find it usually ends up being about the same once you factor in conversion rate but that's been pretty bad recently. I still get baited tho because I'm like "wow breakfast for only $15
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My best friend lives in Australia and I visit often, it's definitely more expensive, especially things like electronics. Anything that comes from Australia though yea you're correct it's about the same
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Are Aussies this
or is it just redditors being redditors?
Just don't live in the ghetto. They really think we live in fear over this shit lmao
???
I looked it up and the "American Lion" has been extinct for 13,000 years. Do they mean mountain lions? There's been a whopping 28 deaths over 100 years from them. Meanwhile there were 53 fatal snake bites in
-land just between 1979 and 1998
Literally ignored the OP "no politics" what is this chicanery
I used to think this country was cool
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It's just redditors. Take any country reddit and it's going to be full of the bottom 10% of that population
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Yeah, I don't get that one. I mean, I don't wanna frick with bears but I doubt I'd see one if I visited yankland
Reddit gonna reddit.
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I think they just watched 'Tiger King' and thought that big cats were all across the South.
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Assuming this story isn't completely made up, I'm really curious what community college had this discussion or policy. There was nothing like this at the university I attended, and while the professors would prefer you not to prop the door open (because they don't want noise from outside interrupting class), literally zero of my classes had it locked ever.
/u/Fucktastickfantastic can you share some more details bb?
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This is literally all it is. The Redditor is doing creative writing to explain the Real Reason.
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Nothing in America
is more powerful than the humiliation fetishes of the left. They desperately crave being told that they suck and their country 
sucks
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/u/ohnojono why would you go on vacation to a black area?
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Gas less sniffable
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*petrol
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BIPOCs
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Amusing that they pretend that they're more likely to get shot by a gun-toting redneck or something rather than.... well, you know. They just can't bring themselves to say it.
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Redditors think the vast majority of crime is done by white people, often targeting minorities. The way they unironically talk like the Norm McDonald tweet about backlash against peaceful Muslims proves the point.
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The real reason is we are tough on r*pe, and r*pe island bongs can't help themselves. Jamie bring up r*pe island surprise s*x statistics
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Straya number won!!!!!!
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