https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14345773/Dry-January-Experts-reveal-happens-body.html
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The comments are full of alcoholic boomers in denial, furiously 
ing and 
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A lot of these guys seem like they have quite serious alcohol addictions.
This is the classic Daily Mail alcohol "gotcha" - completely ignoring that if you're an alcoholic then you'll die 20 years earlier and in severe pain after decades of poor health.
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Bongs think they're special if they are able to reel in their alcoholism for a few weeks once a year. They will never miss the chance to talk about the fascinating novelty of not getting pissed.
Some of them will even try to get you to pay them money, for a charity, as though they were running a marathon.
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Then they go out and get absolutely fricked the first Saturday of February - tomorrow's going to be a big one because it's Saturday 1st and the first payday after Christmas so people finally have money again.
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Coming to a poverty-stricken post industrial norf bongistan town near you...
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i hope youre safe
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There's only one place you'll find me on a Saturday night
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My bro does this annually. Irish heritage so he gets blackout on new years, quits, and then goes all out on st patricks day. Says he does it just to have no tolerance on drunken irishman day (the special one not like every day of the week).
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