https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14345773/Dry-January-Experts-reveal-happens-body.html
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The comments are full of alcoholic boomers in denial, furiously 
ing and 
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A lot of these guys seem like they have quite serious alcohol addictions.
This is the classic Daily Mail alcohol "gotcha" - completely ignoring that if you're an alcoholic then you'll die 20 years earlier and in severe pain after decades of poor health.
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I WONDER WHY...
(WTF is a 'S.Yorks'?)
And one from the most drunken city in Bongland:
Bongland is a dark, wet, miserable island and the Bongs drink to cope. None of them are happy and all of them want to live somewhere else but Bongs, unlike Spaniards or Germans, have enough self awareness to know they wouldn't fit in abroad and everyone would constantly make fun of them and their stupid accents.
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Pizza wasn't interviewed, so it's obv not a comprehensive list of alkies.
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South Yorkshire.
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U WOT MAYTE?
Edit- oh, you mean Neo-Islamabad.
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You're hurting my feelings
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