There's probably drama here
Thanks for asking! The original Jake did great at delivering his famous line, βuhβ¦khakis.β However, this expanded role is very demanding and is best filled by a professional actor. ~LM
β State Farm (@StateFarm) January 31, 2025
And all through the thread itself
Your name is Kevin Miles and you sold every ounce of your soul to an insurance company https://t.co/TIQgSWha0C
β Fat Failure (@cheeserburger) January 31, 2025
but it's just so surreal that they responded that I'm content to leave it at this
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We must secure the existence of our companies and a future for white corporate mascots, because the beauty of the Aryan Verizon "Can you hear me now?" guy must not perish from the Earth.
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