There's probably drama here
Thanks for asking! The original Jake did great at delivering his famous line, βuhβ¦khakis.β However, this expanded role is very demanding and is best filled by a professional actor. ~LM
β State Farm (@StateFarm) January 31, 2025
And all through the thread itself
Your name is Kevin Miles and you sold every ounce of your soul to an insurance company https://t.co/TIQgSWha0C
β Fat Failure (@cheeserburger) January 31, 2025
but it's just so surreal that they responded that I'm content to leave it at this
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What
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There was a commercial where a fat cis white hetero guy was making fun of his wife and implying at the same time that the person with a male-coded voice on the other end of the line MUST be "a guy" just because xe was assigned male at birth. This obviously became problematic in light of new modern gender scientific advancements.
Behold the HORRIFIC TRANSPHOBIA that led to the original Jake being (rightfully) FIRED and hopefully KILLED:
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I actually remembered Jake looking like the guy who was talking to Jake. That's how little airtime he had.
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Man i always forget how much "hot girl is actually a dude" jokes there are in 90s and 00s media. I swear this shit is the real conspiracy. It was subliminal messaging to brainwash us all into having gender dysphoria. !cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid !lgbt
Edit: this is completely unrelated to the commercial btw i just woke up cut me some slack
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Jenny McCarthy played a guys old high school friend who
ed and became hot.
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That has to be Two and a Half Men, which was insanely unfunny.
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That clip of her is. I think the show where she was a
was Just Shoot Me with David Spade
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That one Mountain Dew (or was it Monster Energy?) commercial was a nuclear bomb for eggs. !cuteandvalid
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Very bold of you to call Jake a hot girl. Nice progressive opinion
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!commenters here's the video you are remembering
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Jesus Christ, Americans make a mayo cuck story out of everything
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he knows
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I vaguely remember a commercial from forever ago where someone called in and was like what are you wearing
and I guess Jake responded with that and it was memorable?
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God darn you all are ignorant plebs
The skit was a man called in to get a deal on car insurance late at night. The wife thought he cheating on her, so she took the phone and asked for the "mistresses" name. The insurance guy said "jake from state farm". The wife asked " Okay jake from state farm, what are you wearing?" And jake says "Uhhh khakis"
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This is like if they blacked frodo
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"I never actually said Frodo was white." - George R.R. Martin
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I always thought the wife thinks he is calling a phone s*x line. For the zoomers a phone s*x line is like when you get to dm an onlyfans model for $20.
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What are you wearing carp
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