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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.


Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets

Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

We'll never know :marseyladybugshrug: (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets


Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

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closed

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https://www.npr.org/2025/01/30/nx-s1-5281246/pentagon-jet-military-helicopter-collision

The third crew member on the helicopter was a female pilot with 500 hours of flying experience, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly about the investigation. The Army is withholding the pilot's name at the request of her family.

Defense officials, who were not authorized to speak publicly, told NPR that the instructor pilot, now believed to be Chief Warrant Officer Eaves, had 1,000 hours of flight time, which is considered experienced. The co-pilot, whose name is being withheld, had 500 hours, which is considered normal.

Officials also tell NPR that the Black Hawk was supposed to be flying at a maximum of 200 feet, though sources say it was flying at least 100 feet higher. All requested anonymity given the sensitivity of the investigation.

!commenters it's confirmed, foid was Pilot Flying in an annual night evaluation, with moid as instructor / PNF at time of accident. Place your bets now using this insider information :pepemoney:

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So it's moids fault :marseyconfused:

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If a foid can't tell the difference between 200 feet above the ground and 300 feet above the ground and directly in the path of an airplane thats her fault.

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I challenge anyone to name me another website with this much fairness and transparency.

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Reddit dot com

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Sounds intriguing. I'll have to try it!

Edit: they just banned me... :marseycry:

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it's confirmed, foid was Pilot Flying in an annual night evaluation

It's confirmed that they're saying it's a foid

But that's also a thing they do with :!marseytrain:s, so the coin's still in the air

Despite President Trump saying the pilots of the Army helicopter bore responsibility for the crash, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said the crew was "fairly experienced" and carrying out a "required annual night evaluation, they did have night vision goggles."

and it was flying way too high and just fricking ploughed through that plane

I don't see how NPR is refuting what Trump said at all

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Nah, because Trump already made DoD change their policy with the Defending Women In the Workplace :marseyfedoratip: shit

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And yet you bet on it being a moid, curious...

!commenters place your bets on this insider's insider information

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Family is hiding identity tho

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I mean I don't blame them, even if it wasn't somehow her fault people would still harass TF out of them.

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I'm still going with trans just because the payout is really good if it somehow wins :marseyluckycat:

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