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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.


Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets

Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

We'll never know :marseyladybugshrug: (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets


Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

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closed

50
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https://www.npr.org/2025/01/30/nx-s1-5281246/pentagon-jet-military-helicopter-collision

The third crew member on the helicopter was a female pilot with 500 hours of flying experience, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly about the investigation. The Army is withholding the pilot's name at the request of her family.

Defense officials, who were not authorized to speak publicly, told NPR that the instructor pilot, now believed to be Chief Warrant Officer Eaves, had 1,000 hours of flight time, which is considered experienced. The co-pilot, whose name is being withheld, had 500 hours, which is considered normal.

Officials also tell NPR that the Black Hawk was supposed to be flying at a maximum of 200 feet, though sources say it was flying at least 100 feet higher. All requested anonymity given the sensitivity of the investigation.

!commenters it's confirmed, foid was Pilot Flying in an annual night evaluation, with moid as instructor / PNF at time of accident. Place your bets now using this insider information :pepemoney:

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Go on, sugartits. Go ahead and hold at FL 050 in the approach corridor while I sexually harass you

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:marseysoycrytremble: Flight levels start at FL180!!!! :!marseysoycrytremble:

:#marseyautism: :#marseydramautist:

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I made it up because I assume they were at like 500ft or the right altitude to get knockout-gamed by a commercial jet

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FL050 would be 5000 feet :marseyneko:

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yeah I guess you're right

Don't blame me I was a DEI hire

(I'm not a pilot and have nothing to do with aircraft)

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