Guess the fourth word: Chair, Table, Tablecloth....

COOM!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!

The answer is always coom. If you aren't influencing others to do wicked deeds and corrupt their souls then your time on Earth is wasted. Lay your pathetic "morals" at the wayside then come speak to me when you think you're ready to deal with the real coomers. Can't get into all the details here but I'm talking a dark underground network of deranged coomers. Members of this network have infiltrated every aspect of civilian life including local governments and municipalities. There are COOMgressmen and COOMgresswomen ready to take up the cause if necessary, and all who oppose the coomers will have heck to pay. Yes, this is the era of HER BODY MY CHOICE. DM me for details.

That is the spirit of coom! The fate of the world already rests in the hands of COOM, you are just realising this. For the rest of you, don't you dare stand in my path. There are COOM forces greater than you can comprehend. Rembember, all our greatest technological achievements have been the product of the desire to COOM. Over thousands of years, the quest of coom has crystallized in all our customs and religions around the world. It is in our DNA. We are literally beings of coom, descended from the stars. COOM, Holy is Thou Name. Homo Gooner is our official species name. The gooning ape. We gained our superiority over other apes through our sheer uncontrolled COOMING urges. World history is a battle of COOMlines. All theories of economics are turned on their head if a powerful statesman decides that for the best coom ever, I need to destroy a nation and plunge millions into famine. Frick, I'd do it to for even one good gooning session.

Gooning is what gets me through life because I'm lonely and I don't have a GF. But when I goon I feel powerful.

Like I can be somebody in this dark world. To all the up and coming (kek) gooners out there watch out it's dangerous in these streets hella goon neighborz be catching cases spending racks on lawsuits word to Drizzy.

A lot of ya'll be idolizing Drake in the Gooner game and yeah he's doing his thing got a buzz off his COOM game, but that's little league compared to what we got going on with my C*M crew. We sell CUMpacks on Whatsapp (don't call). Let me name some really HEFTY FELLAS in the GOON game

1. Jayman079

He's been holding it down for a long time. He is a character that needs no introduction. Some may even regard him as the greatest. He didn't start the game but it wasn't the same after him.

2. Barron Trump

You won't believe me but Barron Trump is totally in my private groomercord server we talk to girls, goon hard, and delete our archives daily. I'd tell you more about it but the FEDS busted my last COOMhouse and I'm not trying to see my neighbor Barron catching a case. But word Barron is a legit 5 star general coomer.

3. Donald Trump

Cooming is GENETIC and the trump COOMLine is tried and tested by millions of years of evolution. Not even bullets can stop it. And trump's coom will forever change the course of mankind.

4. Honorable Mentions

@BWC @Coom

Now enough of all this shit, it's time to COOM. Where the FRICK are my insatiable c*m fanatics at? Male and female, everyone come forth to sip at the fountain of COOM.

Post links to COOM sources below share your sources with a depraved nigguh frick I'm salivating.

https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-women

https://www.manual.co/blog/how-to-masturbate

Neighbor I coom on monthly dentist publications, just give me a surface and I'll coom on command. Leave you with a mess of COOM to clean up.