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:marseytrump: MAGIC FAUCET UPDATE :waterjet: :waterjet: :waterjet:

https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2025-01-31/trump-california-dams-opened-up

@BIGBILLYKONGDONG

TL;DR: :marseytrump: ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to dump a bunch of California's summer agricultural water reserves into the Central Valley to fight largely extinguished fires in LA. Water now sits evaporating and flooding farmland uselessly

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Water now sits evaporating and flooding farmland uselessly

Unfathomably based :gigachad2:

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unironically frick farmers

can't wait until silicon valley lets us print food

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And instead of taking a dump, it transfers you consciousness & memories to a new body that doesn't want to poop yet.

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:#marseyagree:

Real post humanism

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can't wait untwl silicwon vawwey lets us pwint fwood

:p::r::i::n::t:

:f::o::o::d:

:f::r::o::m:

:w::h::a::t::comma:

:r::e::t::a::r::d::questionmark:

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From atoms, what else?

fax me a hamburger

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Soylent

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a food printer :tayhuh:

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this but unironically

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TRVST THE PLAN

-Q

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:marseymath#:

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I'm sure there's 8d chess going on here lol

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384491857Ks8P29xFCta5g.webp

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almondcels stay losing, peanutchads rise up

:basedtyping#talking:

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:#marseyflagcalifornia: :#marseygunshotsuicide:

:#marseyflaggeorgiastate: :#marseygigachad:

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>evaporating

It's raining right now.

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And snowing! :marseyski:

long live the ccp

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they were federal pumps down for maintenance for some fricking reason hmmm

The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful

The U.S. Bureau of Reclamation, which runs the federal pumping system, declined to comment on why the pumps were offline for maintenance or on Trump's comments that the military was involved. The California Department of Water Resources directed questions on the pump maintenance to the federal government.

probably because all their employees resigned

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I don't know how properly bad or damaging this is but it is stupid, "heehee I turned on the tap" but on a national level.

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it was never even hidden how r-slurred this guy was, we're literally a 3rd world country now.

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Think about a literal eep at the wheel as long as it f**** over urbanites in the world, the world's better


dude bussy lmao

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TOTAL CALIGGER DEATH

:#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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Dudes rock

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Those Jews with the water rights are spewing lamo

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They fixed the fires but now there is water on the grass so MAGA bad.

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