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Elections have consequences

Rdrama front page is looking like a 1:1 with Reddit right now so I just wanted to remind all of our recent totally not butt-blasted immigrants that elections have consequences.

After we get done turning Canada into a moose preserve and Mexico into a prison camp, we will start on Europe! Get ready for Ukraine to get smaller, and to get even more europoorer!

DEI is dead, so start rethinking your commie mouthwash slogans. Dudes in dresses being real woman was a big loser this election, so be sure to center men in dresses angrily for four years. That's hilarious.

Federal abortion ban? That's right, ladies. It's finally time for what men know as, "personal responsibility". That's a mouth full, which you wouldn't know because the last generation to know how to suck a peepee was my wife's. Apparently zoomer chicks are too cool for oral.

On zoomers, if you think this is all bad just wait! The world isn't going to stand around letting us end the gib train. Get ready to go die in a trench somewhere in Asia. It's gunna be a mess, thanks for your service.

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I predict the following will happen in next 4 years:

  • Abortion redefined as murder and birthing at least once per year is mandatory for all women.

  • Gay marriage banned. Inter-racial marriage banned except between white+asian or black+arab

  • Civil rights act repealed, segregation reinstated, birth of ethnic enclave cities that are either majority white+asian or black+arab

  • All immigration banned except from Europe and India. Hindi replaces Spanish as second language.

  • Panama and Canada annexed to US.

  • Trump converts to Hinduism.

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