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/r/AskCanada: "I'm American and I Want You to Hurt Us" :soycry: :marseyyikes: :drafts: :pepewtf: :taycringe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/comments/1ifrh79/im_american_and_i_want_you_to_hurt_us/

								

								

I'm an American from Pennsylvania and i have beloved memories of visiting your country to see Niagara Falls and fishing trips with family friends.

I did not vote for this bullshit. I am asking each of you, individually and as a nation to do everything you can to hurt us. I want everyone who voted for this to suffer the consequences of their own actions.

You have always been our closest ally and stood by us through war and tragedy and true American patriots will never forget it.

And if push comes to shove, my lead will have a maple leaf imprinted on it.

Americlap oikophobia is taking a strange, sexual turn.

FRICKING HURT US. HURTS US. MAKE ME FRICKING C*M. TELL ME IM A FRICKING FILTHY SLUT WHO DESERVES NOTHING. HURT ME.

:#marseynuttalking:

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I want Trudeau to spank me. I want Doug Ford to fist my butt. I want them to pour maple syrup all over my naked body and pelt me with hockey pucks.

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:pepewtf: are u ok brother :marseyilluminati:

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:#marseydisagreewarpspeed:

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do u want me to spank ur dottom :marseysmughips:

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This is Canadian culture :marseydisgust:

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Oh look a Redditor who is a traitor. Shocking.

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Is visiting Niagara Falls really visiting Canada?

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Not at all. Everything south of and including ottawa is basically upstate new york

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I did not vote for this

But the majority did. Welcome to democracy baby :marseythumbsup:

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:#marseykink:

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