kong_me_kong_you lake/rake  5d ago (x.com) 926 thread views #339148 earned 512 coins from votes

:marseyrake: A nation of cucks prepares to surrender :crankykong:

https://x.com/ztisdale/status/1885881406938640458

I think the Tariffs start on Tuesday, so the Canadians :marseybeaver: are mentally preparing for their surrender on Sunday :marseywhiteflag:

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who tf is he? he doesnt even have a wikipedia page

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Right wingers love these guys.

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A future American patriot :marseysaluteusa:

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>We become US citizens

Ahahahahaha yeah sure, the Republicans are totally going to let you become US citizens and thus ensure that the Republicans never win another national-level election at any point in the foreseeable future.

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They will be citizens, Canada will be a territory

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Trump says 51st state? Which is it?

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>Mr. President, you said Canada would be a state, now it's a territory, which is it?

>I don't know

>Remains territory without voting rights

:gigachad2:

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whichever makes canucks seethe more

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He also called treadue the governor

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Why is it people call that guy a bully?

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It's America's responsibility to bully that country.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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I think a suzerainty is a better model for managing 'people' like Canadians.

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i thought this crap was ironic fan fiction, only online chuds actually buy into this

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Just like how Texans or Floridians or Californians have a unique culture.

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Yanks make me giggle

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They have different brands of potato chips in some states, you see

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https://media.tenor.com/FQxDH_QHO8UAAAAx/laughing-girlfriends.webp

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No joke though Zapp's and Tim's Cascade Style fricking slap

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People in Vancouver have far more in common with those in Seattle more than either have with Ontario

Long live the ccp

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Everyone I know who moved out west is a counterexample to that

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I moved out west once and it was a very different vibe form the east coast, east is better

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Lol what

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One exception will be Quebec and their fetishization of the "French" :marseyill:.

That needs to go. :donkeykongface:

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I'll say it again, but Quebec is insanely based. Seeking infinite reparations for continuously being forced to be c*nadian is obviously based. Should've thought it through before forcing French gigachads to mingle with deformed angloids.

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Yep. Quebec can be cut loose as part of the deal.

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Newfoundland and Labrador can go too the UK as a treat and too clean up borders

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We're keeping Labrador. The Newfies... idk, they're weird, idk what they'd like.

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@Frank_Williams like the idea of some British influence on the continent... imo Canada is only cool as an idea as part of the US or the British Empire, and giving Newfoundland and Labrador back too the British would be fair.

long live the ccp

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>newfies

https://media.tenor.com/sdk3S_vLGWEAAAAx/zarex.webp

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The Quebec's welfare system is in crazy bad shape and would cause crazy amounts of financial damage to the US so yeah. Cut out Quebec.

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:#deuxwaifu:

and the USA should adopt french as a 2nd language, it would be really funny

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The Constitution provides that no U.S. State can have a King, but it doesn't address the matter for territories.

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:#klubba:

Snapshots:

https://x.com/ztisdale/status/1885881406938640458:

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Canadians have been ruining their country since the bongs threw them out the nest, why the frick would we want them pooping up our country

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The tariffs started on the 1st?

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leafs fold after 24 hours - empirically proven :gaynadaflag:

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What a moron. Territories in Canada can at least elect their MP's. American 'territories' effectively have no Federal representatives.

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Based. 51st state here we go.

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