Miley Cyrus groomed Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina

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They look so uncanny

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738595440u-KmyVPXH1Wsfg.webp

2011 (at 19) was peak beautiful Miley. Now she looks like that childless private school principal who tells rich parents that they respect children's pronouns in their school.

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I find this utterly bewildering. She looks like trash from that trailer park where you'd hear a domestic every time you walked by. This is what you people want?

I mean ffs I ain't exactly Don Juan but every gf I had looked better than her. Around c. 2011 all you had to do is not be a total butthole and women from from 5 continents would fall in love with you. But out of the entire planet, Miley Cyrus? Not an opera singer, not a Tahitian goddess, not someone who can tutor you in French... Miley Cyrus.

I pity you pathetic r-slurs. :marseydoomer:

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Nickelodeon execs groomed her

She groomed Sabrina Carpenter

Zoomers gooning to both

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The only Samantha C. I need is Samantha Carter.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738600205061hF_ry5RFpeA.webp

Especially on a day like this where I'm defecting.

You know there's something else you can do with a rake? You can flip it over and use it to push. And that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna push leaves all over the enemies of North America.

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Uhhhh?? Based schizo moment?

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I really like 2013. But 2016/2017 she looks so vacant. Like there is nothing there

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:!#stabler:

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wish she groomed me

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:macronsad2talking#:

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I bet you can find some tight kitty cougars right now who are still willing to do that.

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>mfw no mommy gf to nurse me

why even live

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She used to be a child you sick frick!

:!#stablertalking:

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Darn, everyone in my family is a libertarian

Luckily I'm a virgin nerd who has never even felt the touch of a woman, so I'm based :marseycool#:

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:#donkeykongc:

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