Deferred Account Deletion to rDrama Users

February 3, 2025

During the first week of his administration, Pharaoh Aevann issued a number of directives concerning the rDrama users. Among those directives, the Pharaoh required that users return to reporting drama from across the entire internet, restored accountability for users to create drama where none was present, restored accountability for brigading in bad faith, and reformed the policy to lower the standards of conduct. As a result of the above orders, the reform of the userbase will be significant.

The reformed userbase will be built around four pillars:

1. Report Drama: The substantial majority of users who have been lurking remotely will be required to register accounts. Going forward, we also expect our site to undergo meaningful consolidation and divestitures, potentially resulting in increased activity.

2. Create Drama: The userbase should be comprised of the worst the internet has to offer. We will insist on expertise at every level — our performance standards will be updated to award and pin those that exceed expectations and punish in a public and humiliating way those who do not meet the high standards which the paypigs of this site have a right to demand.

3. Brigade in Bad Faith: While a few sites and subreddits are merely observed and laughed at by the userbase, the majority of them are likely to be brigaded through trolling, whataboutism, and sockpuppetry. These actions are likely to include the use of ad hominem attacks and just asking questions.

4. Lowered standards of conduct: The userbase should be comprised of employees who are unreliable, self-serving, duplicitous, and who strive for effortmaxxing in their daily work. Users will be subject to lowered standards of suitability and conduct as we move forward. Users who engage in fedposting or other shenanigans will be pinned.

Each of the pillars outlined above will be pursued in accordance with applicable site rules, consistent with your hole's policies, and to the extent permitted under relevant ping spamming.

If you choose to remain in your current account, we thank you for your renewed focus on bothering people to the best of your abilities and look forward to working together as part of an improved userbase. At this time, we cannot give you full assurance regarding the certainty of your hats or badges but should your account be eliminated you will be treated with ridicule and will not be afforded the protections in place because there aren't any.

If you choose not to continue with your account on this site, you are a big fat kitty and should keep yourself safe and you will talk shit about you for years to come. This program begins effective February 3 and is available to all users until February 28. If you delete your account under this program, you will lose all your Dramacoin and Marseybucks and Badges regardless of your Truescore and will be exiled from all applicable holes permanently. The details of this separation plan can be found below.

Whichever path you choose, we thank you for your service to rDrama.net.

Upon review of the below deferred account deletion letter, if you wish to delete your account:

1. Select "Delete" in this poll. You must vote from your main account. A reply from an alt other than your main account will not be accepted.

2. Type the word "!jannies" into a comment in this thread. Hit "Send".

THE LAST DAY TO ACCEPT THE DEFERRED ACCOUNT DELETION PROGRAM IS FEBRUARY 28, 2025.

Deferred account deletion is available to all users except for hole jannies, badmins, those in positions related to Reddit Crosstalk Immigration Enforcement and national security, and those in any other positions specifically excluded by your employing hole.

DEFERRED ACCOUNT DELETION LETTER

February 3, 2025

Please accept this letter as my formal account deletion from rDrama.net, effective immediately. I understand that I have the right to accelerate, but not extend, my deletion date if I wish to take advantage of the deferred account deletion program. I also understand that if I am (or become) eligible for early or normal account deletion before my deletion date, that I retain the right to elect early or normal deletion (once eligible) at any point prior to my deletion date.

Given my impending account deletion, I understand I will be exempt from any "Posting Drama" requirements pursuant to recent directives and that I will not maintain my current account or retain any existing benefits.

I am certain of my decision to delete my account and my choice to delete is fully voluntary.

I am committed to ensuring a smooth transition during my remaining time on the site. Accordingly, I will assist the jannies with completing reasonable and customary tasks and processes to facilitate my departure.

I understand that my acceptance of this offer will be sent to the jannies which will then share it with my hole janny. I hereby consent to the jannies receiving, reviewing, and forwarding my acceptance.

Upon submission of your account deletion, you will receive a confirmation response acknowledging receipt of your comment. Any replies to this comment shall be for the exclusive use of accepting the deferred account deletion letter. Any other replies to this comment will not be reviewed, forwarded, or retained other than as required.

Once your account deletion is validly sent and received, the jannies of your hole will contact you to complete additional documentation, if any.

I am authorized to send this email under Royal Decree 9830 and 5 rD.C. §§ 301, 1103, 1104, 2951, 3301, 6504, 8347, and 8461. I intend to use your response to assist in userbase reorganization efforts in conjunction with your hole. See 88 Jan. Reg. 56058; 80 Jan. Reg. 72455 (listing routine uses). Response to this post is voluntary. Although you must respond to take advantage of the deferred account deletion offer, there is no penalty for nonresponse.

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