:marseymegaphone: "Dear lady, this is addressing the necco wafers you bought under my nose about a week ago two days before they restocked:" :marseymegaphone:

It took three grueling agonizing days for my digestive track to return to what was before its full potential, RUDE!

I have to take 12 necco wafers to get back to normal and even then ive had to do 12 several nights in a row. I now have a tolerance because of you.

I was up almost all evening that night just jonesing for a single wafer!

I got so angry i took a baseball bat to my television because it wouldnt stop talking to me when i was trying to think.

What is wrong with you people? And the way you took my 3 bottles of diet coke i hid in the back of the chips bags is heinous! Stupid b-word! You know who you are and i know who you are! I seen em! I seen you take those wafers and soda with you when you left the store that day when i went to go check up on em!

I hope you catch sepsis and die you stupid b-word!

-Signed Marty

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>necco candy wafers

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Frick off their the best candy :marseychristmasscarf: ever made.

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