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Regarding the recent 'betrayal' of users by Carp [Textpost]

When I saw @carpathianflorist was asking people to follow someone, I didn't even have enough time to see that there was a reward before I was already at their page smashing that follow button.

It was only later that I discovered that I was unable to unfollow them, and that Carp had given me an award insulting my intelligence.

And you know what? Who fricking cares? I'm not going to apologize for doing whatever carp tells me to do. If Carp told me to jump off a bridge so he could laugh at me on the way down I'd be thanking him until I hit rock bottom for giving me the opportunity to make him laugh.

So yeah, Carp didn't 'betray' you guys. You should be thankful that you were able to be a lolcow for him even once in your meaningless fricking life.

:#marseycarppat:

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Based on fricking what? BASED ON FRICKING WHAT? You fricking c*nt, you motherlover. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fricking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fricking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fricking words on loop. BASED ON FRICKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY BUTTHOLE? OH my God just shut the frick up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, r-slurred words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FRICK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE B-WORD YOU C*NT YOU Fricking butthole you b-word you c*nt little shit Based? Based on what? On your peepee? Please shut the frick up and use words properly you frickin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the frick is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "c*m" on the stage? HECK NO YOU FRICKIN IDIOT, so please shut the frick up and use words properly you dumb b-word

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