yeah, i just said that.
When I saw @carpathianflorist was asking people to follow someone, I didn't even have enough time to see that there was a reward before I was already at their page smashing that follow button.
It was only later that I discovered that I was unable to unfollow them, and that Carp had given me an award insulting my intelligence.
And you know what? Who fricking cares? I'm not going to apologize for doing whatever carp tells me to do. If Carp told me to jump off a bridge so he could laugh at me on the way down I'd be thanking him until I hit rock bottom for giving me the opportunity to make him laugh.
So yeah, Carp didn't 'betray' you guys. You should be thankful that you were able to be a lolcow for him even once in your meaningless fricking life.
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I've done my best to avoid the r-slur badge so I'm not about to follow the instructions of a janitor, thanks
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Carp is not a "janitor", he is Carp. Carp HAS janitor ABILITIES. He is NOT a janitor. When was the last time you saw him do anything a janitor does? Exactly. Carp doesn't clean this website up, he subverts and controls it awesome style.
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Wrong
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Everyone has the ability to eat ants. That doesnβt make everyone an aardvark. This is really basic stuff, guys.
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Better said than I ever could thank you Carp
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Really? Almost every post I make is an attempt to get the badge, but I want to get it organically, you know? None of this bullshit "mass award" stuff. My r-sluration is my own
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Seeing the literal r-sluration that resulted in the original handing out of the award turned my stomach. Actual fricking brain dead morons. Not funny haha that's r-slurred. I felt bad for them so that's the feeling that stuck with me about the r-slur badge
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Gonna cry? Piss your pants?
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I think you were one of them. How embarrassing.
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I was indeed one of the first owners of the r-slur badge π
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Wow, a real individualist, huh?
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I am John Galt
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