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Regarding the recent 'betrayal' of users by Carp [Textpost]

When I saw @carpathianflorist was asking people to follow someone, I didn't even have enough time to see that there was a reward before I was already at their page smashing that follow button.

It was only later that I discovered that I was unable to unfollow them, and that Carp had given me an award insulting my intelligence.

And you know what? Who fricking cares? I'm not going to apologize for doing whatever carp tells me to do. If Carp told me to jump off a bridge so he could laugh at me on the way down I'd be thanking him until I hit rock bottom for giving me the opportunity to make him laugh.

So yeah, Carp didn't 'betray' you guys. You should be thankful that you were able to be a lolcow for him even once in your meaningless fricking life.

:#marseycarppat:

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Do NOT jump off a bridge. You are loved. Your upvotes are valid. You may even be valid.


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Give me an r-slur badge, i followed you the first time and i want a badge.

Thank you. That happened a lot quicker than i thought it would.

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Everyone on this site is an invalid.

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He's trying to use reverse psychology, JUMP

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