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Goomble auti/gender :marseyluckycat:  3hr ago (borowitzreport.com) 251 thread views #340345 earned 264 coins from votes

Musk's Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government :marseyemojilaugh:

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/elon-musks-team-receiving-high-school
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Musk extolled the energy and enthusiasm of his young proteges, telling reporters, "There haven't been this many high school kids involved with the government since Matt Gaetz was in Congress."

okay i giggled a bit

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Matt Gaetz wasn't cut out for the big league so he went back to minors :marseysting:

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it might not be real but it could be and it really says a lot about Musk that I believed it

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Someone wrote a whole article about it and you think it might not be real?

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Source? It came to me in a dream.

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As long as they can send PDFs they're already better than most politicians.

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One of the :marseyzoomer:s on Elon's little boy squad is a freshman at my alma mater. I hope he gets bullied on campus.

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Pretty funny πŸ˜†

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