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https://x.com/micsolana/status/1887546458976424029

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738876540_394g7GwY3MLYg.webp

https://web.archive.org/web/20250206083241/https://www.wired.com/story/edward-coristine-tesla-sexy-path-networks-doge/

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"Convicted Hackers"

:#marseypearlclutch:

Restorative justice is dead I see.

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Other places did this and people were jerking off how they were just bored teens and finally got to put their talent to use.

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It pretty much is the case from what I managed to dig up.

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I hear that Elon personally hired the hacker known as 4chan too :marseygiggle:

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https://media.tenor.com/EuxlYRvXPDMAAAAx/laughing-duck.webp

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That is pretty :based:

Having worked alongside convicted hackers before I can confidently say that they're one of the best kind of criminal (besides those who take action against industrial society and its consequences): very chill, low recidivism rate, can get gainful employment at a lot of places especially if they're skilled, know how to make prison moonshine, etc.

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Wired shits on hackers now?

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Wired became a tired libshit mouthpiece long ago

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if they are chooods

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This makes this kid sound fricking lame, not cool.

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Tesla Sexy is lame, hiring convicted hackers is cool.

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he didnt even hire convicted hackers he just worked at a startup who did which means hes le evil hacker too :marseybruh2:

i hate journos, i am glad chatgpt is forcing all of them into homelessness

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Hiring convicted hackers is the move because you can pay them slightly under market rate.

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gone by "big Balls" online"

did you miss that part? Trans lives matter

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It's gangly zoomers in sport coats with shorts, this is definitely the coolest they've sounded.

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I heard he's not even related to a high ranking party member :marseypearlclutch:

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>Tesla.sexy llc

:#gapejak:

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http://rms.sexy/

!fosstards

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The Oculus VR guy's take:

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Best crappy movie


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735397835BTbCkGwWb5B-VQ.webp

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hired CONVICTED HACKERS?! you can't just hire criminals. what the frick! if you've been convicted of any crime you aren't allowed to work ever again. everyone knows this.

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As a sufferer of ballitis, I don't believe this guy actually has big balls.

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