Comrade accidentally joins the revolution

[–]sweetkiwicherry 3 points 14 hours ago

It's almost as if I warned you that that's what socialism was on your other post but instead of doing your own research, you believed someone who said I was lying 😂stop believing strangers on the internet and do your own research.

[–]Bubbly_Teaching_1991[S] 2 points 14 hours ago

You're right, I'm an idiot. I guess I just wanted it be real, especially since he said he was a part of socialism himself. Sorry for not believing you.

[–]tvsmichaelhall 2 points 12 hours ago

You definitely have to keep going to the club, how else are you gonna find friends? Maybe in future try to impress them by showing them how many cool things you own and how much money you have.

[–]Bubbly_Teaching_1991[S] 1 point 12 hours ago

Are you sure? I don't make a lot if money so idk if this tactic would work too well. Do you have a gf if you don't mind me asking? I'm asking cause I want to know if this also works on women.

[–]tvsmichaelhall 0 points 11 hours ago

I have hundreds of wives but that's not important right now. What is important is even if you aren't actually wealthy yourself, you should present an alluring facade of wealth. Socialists like to make mean jokes about hating the rich but deep down every socialist girl is just praying for a man with a Lamborghini and a really, really big watch. Maybe find a Lamborghini parked somewhere and take pictures of yourself in front of it doing a hyper cool futuristic pose. That's how I got most of my wives.