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You don't need to take kids to the grocery store with you. I understand restaurants and movies and other places, but why do you need to take kids to the grocery store? Putting their filthy hands on the meat and veg.Order online if you can't get somebody to watch them for 2 hours.
— The Lawnmower Man πΊπΈ π΄ββ οΈ (@JohnsonLwnNPest) February 9, 2025
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What these r-slurs fail to grasp is fricking that bringing kids to the fricking grocery store is fricking how they learn to behave there later. The fricking kids misbehave in a fricking given circumstance and their parents correct them, that's called parenting. If you keep your kids locked in a fricking cage until they're 20 or whatever, they'll still be kids and be completely unable to interact with the fricking real world.
Add usual, (classic) Simpsons predicted this:
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Oh hey, I think I've seen those kids in the news lately.
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You have to wonder, do these people know they used to be a child?
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Being a child is a moral failing
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counterpoint from OP:
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Teaches them how grocery stores work too. A kid who doesn't know how to shop for groceries will become an adult that doordashes every meal
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Plus it's an easy activity for young kids and gives the partner a break
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Taking my kid to the grocery store is one of my favorite things to do
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