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False, I only like tall dragon mommies

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Did you watch Shrek too much as a kid or something

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Nah, I just thought Toothless was cool

It all went down from there https://media.tenor.com/jCoKV5wU48wAAAAx/hiccup-fall.webp

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Ah, so you're the person they're making the live action version for.

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No frick the live action. It's looking to be a shot-for-shot creatively bankrupt remake that literally no one asked for even before the whole "Astrid is black now because it's 2025 and nordic blondes are illegal" thing (she looks passable in the new trailer so whatever). I hope it fails and they stop doing this shit and ruin my favorite franchise more than the new tv series slop that I won't even bother watching. :marseyindignant:

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Sorry, king. I agree.

But you're still a scalie. Scaley? However it's spelled.

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Equally scalie and furry tbh.

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:#marseydisgusted:

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I still see myself as human if that helps :marseyhmmm:

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If they don't even have boobs when what's the appeal of a "tall dragon mommy" :marseyindignant:

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I'm closer to their heart when they spoon me :marseyagree:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739187951aM-fYbmA5gL6-Q.webp

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Gross

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No u

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