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He hates Philly. I hope the Eagles win by a landslide. (7681)
So far so good (617)
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He totally called out the election being rigged, having a black uncle Sam and telling America they picked the wrong one. Think he did pretty good speaking out. (511)
Wait when'd he do the other stuff beside have Sam Jackson do the intro (4)
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If this were Biden, I'm sure he'd have a few things to say (12)
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orange man bad
10 billion upmarseys
every single time
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I Stopped reading after orange man bad, and honestly, you're so fricking right. Take all my upmarseys!
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You'd think Redditors would get tired of it after a while. It's always the same stuff every time.
It would be like if rdrama had a daily thread called "dude bussy lmao" and every rdrama user had to comment with 100 words on what dude bussy lmao means to them.
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GOOD idea!
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Please give your 100 words below
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b-word? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddarn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Dude bussy lmao, kiddo.
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Darn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it at all.
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People only view the words dude. P**** LML on a pragmatic basis. You know what does Boosie mean for me, but they don't consider the philosophical impacts of bushy on the human psyche. Word without meaning a world without recognition. Voice to text doesn't even understand what Boosie means it just puts garbage. It just puts garbage in man. But you know from a postmodernist petersonian perspective, there's a real argument to be made that dude Boosie is like the modern modern calling call of the r-slurred you know what I mean?
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I didn't read it but I upmarseyed
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i didn't read it either ๐ฅฐ
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You'd think that but then you remember the Bardfinn bot has run for years and has a "high" score of under 2 days.
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God bless. Allowing it to hit two days was a mistake
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People like hearing the truth.
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upmarseyd
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surely this time Drumpfler is finished
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he's been called a convicted felon. on REDDIT! it's over. he can't recover from this.
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He crossed state lines to get there btw.
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132k upboats and 11k comments
they are really sticking it to the man
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