Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process⦠pic.twitter.com/dXCTgpAWLs
— Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) February 11, 2025
DOGE found the perfect job for all those Zoomers who yearn for the mines.
https://x.com/DOGE/status/1889437908094042277
- 9
- 21
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
This sounds like some good satire, but there's also a picture that has me thinking it might be serious.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2014/03/22/sinkhole-of-bureaucracy/
They tried to digitize
!nooticers !chuds !burgers your taxes go towards keeping 700 miserable feds employed pushing manila envelopes around a cave. Don't worry, they don't have to deal with the bullshit when they retire![:marseysmug2: :marseysmug2:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysmug2.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Only
s use these new relational databases. I might use DBase but I dunno. We did things just fine with paper. ![:marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyboomer.webp)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context