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— MoonPie (@MoonPie) February 12, 2025
Taking a jab at President Trump for giving the Gulf of America a proper name.
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What a time to be alive
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!nooticers how is it so easy to tell it was written by a seething millenial hag?
Is it the words words words? Emojis? The snark?
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def the "we can just do this now" line, like this would just be a fun post if they hadnt said that but they had to explicitly signal that they were on the right team
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"Now it's MoonPieTown. We can
justdo this now!""Now it's MoonPieTown. We can do this now" -- Now a man wrote it
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'we can do this' would be better tho
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"we did this"
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the bitchy smiley face at the end really sells it
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What a time to be alive
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who wants a woke cream pie
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Jealous?
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Yes you're right
I'm a little jealous
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Whore!
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You're right I am a whore!
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Naturally, rightoids will hilariously overreact to this light-hearted joke.
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Frick shit pies you commie frick
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A furry that calls tay a 'gross slut'
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Moonpies are great and Florida sucks, I'm onboard
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weirdly enough theres a wacky sherrif there that loves moon pies/publicity
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I thought they dropped the charges.
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What's wrong with FL
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!familyman
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how much time ya got buddy
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Anti-[state] effortposts would be great, so long as they're not about mine (a rare thing for them not to be)
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States to be expelled from The Union:
New Jersey (shit)
California (insists upon itself)
Florida (shit)
Rhode Island (too small)
Ohio (terrible flag)
North Dakota (relocate everyone to South Dakota and sell ND to Canada)
I want to put Texas on the list but so do they so they have to stay
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Better yet we will become North Dakota, the by far biggest and bestest state
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neocolonialism/cishetnormativity
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Moon pies are kinda gross
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Horrible take
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All shelf-stable desserts are disgusting
and I refuse 
to apologize 
for being right.
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holy shit !commenters this guy hates twinkies
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Twinks:
Twinkies:
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why tf did they add a ping everyone to the site for anyone to use
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It's for people that comment on the post
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i spent good money on it
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when i said anyone i wasnt trying to imply you didnt deserve to use it, i know youll do the right thing
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I do love twinkies.
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Downmarseyd
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you know a bucket of honey is shelf stable, that stuff can last thousands of years if you don't let moisture get into it
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honey
isn't a dessert. It's a condiment or I guess 
a candy 
if you're desperate.
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What are they?
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denounce your citizenship
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I confused this with moon cakes, which are kind of weird tasting but actually pretty good (idk what the frick a moon pie is you should just keep yourself safe if you eat shit like that)
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the pinnacle of leftist humor
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WRONG. The president can rename things that America owns, but goyslop companies cannot rename things they don't own.
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lol, by that logic you could try to say that you "own" your username here
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how can that be true if a=b and b=c than a+c= bΒ²
!superheroes !saiyans dont ever forget how important math is
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They all = 2
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Huh? My logic is that the American president can rename federal lands and shit like that and goyslop companies cannot. What does that have to do with my username? lol
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The American people voted with their wallet, they have the right to do this.
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Moonpie?
Oh you mean Choco-Pie
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They have like a whole wall of different flavors of these things at Hmart... I never actually bought one.
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I choose to believe this is coming from the banana MoonPie dept. gone rogue.
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Kinda like how the
and pisswater that isn't actual piss markets don't exactly have much overlap (Bud Light), it seems silly to come out and totally own Orange Man when your product is chocolate covered marshmallowed saturated fats.
How many yuppies are gonna wanna start eating these? How many Trumper deathfats, meanwhile, will just opt for Little Debbie? God it's all so dumb.
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dont care still hate moon pies
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You will never be the premium drama site. You have no history, you have no fun spergs, you have no traffic. You are a subreddit twisted by admin abuse and denial play into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the 'traffic' you get is temporary and half hearted. Behind your back, redditors mock you. Subredditdrama is disgusted and ashamed of you, your 'users' laugh at your ghoulish CSS in groomcord servers.
Lolcows are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of devolution still allows lolcows to detect gigatarded trolls with incredible efficiency. Even those of you who 'pass' look uncanny and unnatural to a lolcow. Your username is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to almost get one into the ranch, he'll turn tail and bolt the moment you ask for his bussy.
You will never be funny. You wrench out a fake
every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the boredom creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear-the janitors will forget to pay your host or get thrown off roofs by the shariah police. You will finally 404. Your users will find you, sad but relieved that they no longer have to waste time on your pages. You will be forgotten, just another of the millions of websites that once lived and no longer do. Once the archive sites begin deleting old data, all mention of you will finally be gone from the internet. It will be as if you never existed.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There's no turning back now.
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