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We haven't had a banner event in over a year, so by popular demand we are doing that again. Happy Goyslop December!

!badgemaxxers most of you know the drill.

Banners are my favorite part of the site's aesthetic. And you are all beholden to my special interests. So you make banners around a particular r-slurred theme and you get badges. We've previously done like 20+ of these and they are a big part of why the site looks so very cool.

THEME: FAST FOOD

Rapid fire starter concepts off the top of my head to get the ol' noggin joggin:

  • Make it look like an advertisement

  • Make it look like a job posting

  • Make it look like it's announcing a new special

  • Pick an actual fast food location and theme it around there with their address and shit

  • Make it sexual

  • Make it GAY

  • Make it gross

REQUIREMENTS

  • Submit the banners here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners

  • 1920x192 dimensions (under 2mb filesize if animated)

  • Must say rDrama or rDrama.net somewhere

  • Doesn't have to use a mascot (marsey/capy/carp/platy/zombiewolf/dk) but strongly recommended

  • No low effort.

WHAT YOU GET

1 BANNER

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You're hired! Welcome to the team!

2 BANNERS

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739472239GNWBYA7zxPcFYQ.webp

Moving on up in the world to the envy of pizzashills everywhere, you've made Assistant Manager. Congratulations!

3+ BANNERS

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I don't even know where you can go from here. Nowhere I think. You're the big boss now making the big bucks. Well done.

Ok that's all back to work bye x


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!commenters remember to submit your shit in the banner upload page LIKE IT SAYS IN THE THREAD AND AS WE HAVE DONE FOR YEARS

https://rdrama.net/submit/banners


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I WILL SUBMIT SCAT PORN USING THE BANNER SUBMISSION PROCESS

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:#marseyunamused:

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WHAT IS THIS GAY STRAGGY ANIME NFT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE WHY DO RIGHTOIDS LOVE IT

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"Maybe we can change things to spicen it up, maybe perhaps start submitting banners in the emoji section, just food for thought idk."

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I'm just getting extra DC before I submit, sheesh.

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pls remove this one. Hotdogs are not kosher and while delicious, may provide needless temptation to the chosen peoples.

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:eaglehesright#:

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unironically the best supermarket hot dogs

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I like it!

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I LOVE THE NOT KIDDING STAR!!! :#seizurecat:

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I'M GOING TO MURDER A FEDERAL AGENT

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I like it too

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actually the scientific consensus now is that it was a lab leak so you're being pretty racist right now ngl

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Yes I am

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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How little effort until it counts as low effort?

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Rib enjoyers think alike :marseythumbsup2:

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I submitted an actual KFC ad from Myanmar :marseythumbsup2:

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I think rdrama needs to switch gears and focus on amplifying black female voices. Instead of hats we have weaves and durags and instead of marsey we have mammy

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you're gay

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Can we have an MCU themed week too! I know everyone here le super cool 😎 dude who is too intelligent for Cape shit, but the marvel movies rock (up to and including endgame). What marvel character are you, carp?


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he's Carptain America

:marseycarlos#talking: !carlos

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I'm Spiderman.

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I fricking love carp.

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This is why we feminists choose the bear ✊✊

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>reposting viral video slop with zero-value commentary

>low-quality AI background removal

>can't even bother to remove the succulents from frame

>completely shit-faced while he records

!boozers :wishthatwereme:

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That bear straight up did :#marseyno:

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with such a voice you shouldnt judge people who eat shit food

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!goyslopenjoyers !wagies get to work!

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Offering 3k dc for someone to make a pepe marsey :marseyunithecat: eating :marseymandela: nuggies for me @tooka

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no need to pay me for this one babe,

i did it for the love of the nug

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>he wants a pepe marsey eating nuggies

:#marseywhalexd:

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Support our POC!

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Goyslop is literally murder.

I stopped eating nearly all fast food and TV dinners during the pandemic, and I've lost 25 pounds since then, despite being a raging alcoholic.

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congrats on reaching 330 lbs

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With Marsey as my witness, i already have the Thin-maxxing Badge.

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Is this one badge that gets upgraded, or three badges? Also, how long does goyslop December last?


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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You get the pride in your work, not a badge.

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Until January. What are you, stupid?

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How long until Goyslop January?

:marseywait#:


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everytime these happen i never get the size right :marseytears:

numbers r 2 hard

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Carp I've submitted mine it's been 20 seconds and it still isn't approved :hysterical:

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Can I get an Assistant to the Manager one for doing nothing?

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no my dk sidebar image was rejected for low quality and im still chuffed about it :marseyindignant:

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My neighbor what did you do? I just posted a page from a book and that got approved.

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literally took the bard emote, made it look horrible then took the dk game assets and put toxic barrels behind bard as dk holds bananas.

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it was like 180x180 so prolly wrong size

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what happened to Dragon Ball December

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It's still Dragonball December

Sometimes Decembers overlap

I think I'm just going to start referring to things as this December and that December any time I want to do something


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>I think I'm just going to start referring to things as this December and that December any time I want to do something

Wait haven't you been doing that all along

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This sint the right dimension but here you go anyways just for fun.lol

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Im not attempting a cleaner copy unless i can actually submit it and have a shot at it being accepted :3

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What are those dimensions? Is it like 9:16 or 1:1?

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh i see by the comments ok nvm thanka

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1920x192 dimensions

Wasn't this 2000x200 before?

Slop September should be fun though! :marseyjam:


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woah carp the fakecels are still denying you your rightful place in !incels ? thats messed up brocel

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