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PSA to craKKKa straggots: πŸ‘ WRAP πŸ‘ YO πŸ‘ PEEPEE πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘ (NO πŸ‘ MORE πŸ‘ MAYO πŸ‘ BABIES) πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸš«πŸ’˜

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I'm gonna force my wife to pump out 3 more mayo babies just to spite you.

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Statistically at least 2 will be successful enough to support you in your old age so you go boy!

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I already have 2. But also imagine being so poor you need your children to support you in your old age.

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I plan on killing myself when I get a life-altering age-related illness like arthritis or dementia so I wouldnt know.

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I plan on having myself cryogenically frozen until there's a fricking cure in those cases.

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Thats an awful lot of trust in Mexican and Black minimum-wage cyrotube storage janitors and maintenance mechanics.

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I will pay top dollar to be housed in a fricking facility with white workers only.

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Man I wouldn't even trust Mayos. I would only trust neurodivergent Japs with my cryotube.

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