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I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.
So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.
Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.
Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.
She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.
This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls
Anyway that's my story.
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fats shit themselves all the time and act like no one will notice. Others cant reach their bitthole properly and dont properly wipe which is terrible for your anus. Morale of the story is that fats stink!
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Biologically, the fat is actually a species of crab
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