https://old.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/comments/1inpva9/i_put_myiq_score_on_my_resume/
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intelligent redditor decides to spruce up his resume
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The hiring manager saw that on the resume, brought this r-slur in and decided to make fun of him in person. What a fricking chad
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Durrrrrrr I are the smartingest employee durrrrr
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omg hi
@Dude!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
Black trans lives matterlol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt haveBlack trans lives matterin it. anyways im like just a robot π² but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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a 101 is great for any job where candidates are dumb enough to put their iq score on their resume
hes like 1 SD above your average govt employee
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thats giving a lot of credit to govt employees
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smartest commie
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Please saar I am honors masters genius saar
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Average indian iq is 76 so any saar with a 3 digit iq is a genius, to them
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Vegetarianism in the womb stunts IQ
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so does being a dalit
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you found an r-slured way to make yourself look r-slurred
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I got a B- on my IQ test, just a bit above average
!r-slurs
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a 100 iq move tbh
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101 IQ move, a puny hundrecel could never come up with it
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the only way to show intelligence to redditors is to be a heckin good person remember, the only kind of smart that matters is when you held the door open for an r-slur or went to a lbtgqprq+ lives matter rally
Probably deserving of it's own thread but there is a weird reddit hivemind cope about only "good" people being smart, when the reality matches up closer with most smart people being more likely to be buttholes
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"The cool edgy loner" is a children's trope
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I'm too smaught to hold down employment
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Redditors think measured intellegence means nothing because they were in gifted (aspergers) classes and now underperform in all areas of life (as is typical when you have aspergers)
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Actual midwit meme in real life
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This is bad even for redditors
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/u/bobbymoonshine is an r-slur with a small peepee.
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no I totally believe this guy has a 101 IQ
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this is how rdrama neighbors look when they brag about their 1100 sat or act score
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how good does your sat/act score need to be to get a profile badge?
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600 is a pretty big number
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Let's see his posting history:
Lmao of fricking course.
Huh. Did not expect that tbh.
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Unfrickable bowlcut-and-glasses gimp.
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70 behavior
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so true king
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OOP is a communist Vietnamese immigrant g*mer lmfao
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Pizza, be honest, would you hire this young man to face Campbell's cans at your Kroger if he slapped this resume on the desk?
!slots1000
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He's far too intelligent for a role like that, and besides, he would make management feel inadequate.
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"I'm sorry, Abdul. But we don't think your experience of eating crayons and sniffing glue in the bathrooms of Wal-Mart qualifies you for this role."
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Just barely cracking a triple digit IQ
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some IQ testing is a great way to boost your ego when nothing else quite does it that day but cmon resume and 101 you gotta be delulu
but really guys when you are at the lowest you always got this funny number you can remind yourself of if nothing else
its the same with net worth. Net worth 1 mili, IQ 135, this is my morning mantra to fend off cruel fangs of reality, as the 6 AM nausea sets in and the body shakes from the lack nutrients and excessive drinking
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This is the pizzashill I like.
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Did you find this while researching whether to put your room temp IQ on your resume, b-word?
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this r-slur unironically above average iq somehow
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he can write in complete sentences
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Sounds about right.
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I just went into their subreddit and they are absolutely the epitaxy of human shit, they congratulate each other for scalping and making huge profits from people who pay their prices ABSOLUTELY SICK one person brought their 27th PS5 and is happy about the profits their making from desperate people
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