trad twitter is imploding rn because Patriarchy Hannah turned out to be a 40 year old single cat lady, not a married homeschooling tradwife and mother of 14

Patriarchy Hannah is a fairly big account in the trad sphere. Not an insane amount of followers but everyone knows about her cus she's always coalposting. Imagine a pickme that hasn't realized an outgroup preference is cringe by, like, 20. !ranchers, I bring you Hannah. Her account appealed to girls still going thru it, but primarily it was for men who enjoy the fantasy of some hottie calling herself an r-slured subhuman while bowing down to his superiority. !chuds I imagine many of you were followers. Please scroll to the photos in that case

It started with this thread:

Who is Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace)?

Join me on a deep dive as I explain how Hannah is a completely fabricated persona, and how a random 37 year old woman in Arkansas named Jennifer Bays is behind the account. pic.twitter.com/hAw16qXB2y

— Ryan Duff (@ryancduff) February 14, 2025

Unrolled for the twitterless: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1890513666623066281.html

TL;Dr:

-she never publicly facedoxxed but she was running a groomercord (ofc) where she DM'd pics of (at least) 3 different people and claimed to be them here's one of them

-she kept posting pictures of "her" properties that people discovered either belonged to total randos, or a curious "Bays" family that kept popping up

-she posted stuff from her grandma's obituary that led to Jennifer Bays specifically ending up in the crosshairs

The girls are digging more on their own now and have come to the conclusion that Jennifer Bays is unmarried, lives at home, has no kids, and according to this has the same exact date of birth that Hannah claimed to!

Now Hannah is claiming it's just her cousin

Oh, wow, so people are still leaking private information that I've asked them not to... lol, wow.

Cousins never have the same birthday? Are we the only ones?

— Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace) February 15, 2025

Now that everyone's pretty sure she made her husband and children up, the posts are getting spicy

lol it was always just crazy stuff like “Tony brought be sonic fries and giant sodas and then my kids brought me tons of candy and we ate it all” or something crazy like that. Even the home cooking posts were like about crazy amounts of types of good and I was always kinda like…

— Caitlin Francis (@MrsCMFrancis) February 15, 2025

BUT she brought up that her husband was a convicted felon all the time, which is super funny now that we know what she looks like because of her mugshot

She's all over twitter trying to talk her way out of it but I have to imagine booktok is going to have a hot new author of dark, dangerous bad boy smut here soon

There's pastors writing song parodies

Eleanor Rigby
Endlessly swiping through posts of a life she won’t live
Lost in the feed
Filters her sorrow
Wearing a face that she made for the world to adore
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?…

— Michael Foster (@thisisfoster) February 15, 2025

Shes got R-slur Male feminist running interference for her but he fricked up and admitting it was doxxing

“I’m not doxxing you”
>posts name, family’s names, aerial footage of your house, surround area, obituaries of your relatives
“Here we go with the doxxing accusations again 🙄” pic.twitter.com/ffpF73gpeE

— r-slurred male feminist (@r-slurredrapist) February 14, 2025

At one point a big account came out saying she was totes legit and defended her super hard in the comments and... for some reason ended up deleting the OP 👀

If it’s not true it’s SUPER easy to prove it. Go live on a video or at minimum take a new picture with today’s newspaper. And address the points made in the post.

— Open Mike 🎙️🇺🇸🌯 (@mikeisFTTB) February 14, 2025

Voice experts confirm while she was up doing 4 AM twitter spaces as a mom homeschooling 14 kids, they determined that she was actually FAT

Overweight, very hard on her vocal chords--some combination of heavy drinking, smoking, yelling.

— Nadya, Garden Heaux (@SneauxMaiden) February 14, 2025

The girls are gloating

Special shout-out to all the people who blocked me because of this woman.

Those who believed this scam artist and didn’t even bother to talk to me.

Remember how she told you I wasn’t who I said I was?!?!? Yeah, that was to discredit me.

Vindicated once again on this app! https://t.co/WGU5S9Enwt

— The Feminist Misogynist (@igarglewithfire) February 14, 2025

Come get your scalps ladies

I'm thankful this is finally coming to light. A couple years ago I was mutuals with Hannah, and she was in my DMs a LOT pushing conversations in deeply personal directions. I soon learned that a lot of my Twitter friends were having similar experiences with her. Some got… https://t.co/aGimvUvXh1

— Abby Libby (@abbythelibb_) February 14, 2025

Apparently she still lives with her parents so you know this b-word was GOONING her shit raw writing about her TrAuMa

The author of this account claimed to have been the victim of s*x trafficking and horrific childhood abuse.

She claimed to have overcome the effects of her experience through will, strength, and good character.

She added to the suffering of real victims by shaming them for… https://t.co/VFjNUIQV09

— Dean Abbott (@DeanAbbott) February 15, 2025

I'm reporting to you live from my phone so I can't post the link to a search term but I typed "weight" and it NEVER ENDS stolen !thin valor

Women act like having children is an excuse to gain weight, and it's not. I have 14 children & never lost my figure once. 😎

— Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace) December 15, 2023

People are appalled that my husband has a weight range that he expects me to stay in, but what they don't know is that if he doesn't work out for two days, I start giving him a hard time.

The couple that fat shames together stays attractive together 😎.

— Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace) August 22, 2024

I'm going to have to chill out or I'm going to gain too much weight, lol. But, he says I get a new phone if I stay in my ideal weight range for 3 months 😂

— Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace) August 11, 2024

I have learned that some people think I'm fat 😭. Can you imagine?

— Patriarchy Hannah (@harmonizedgrace) November 29, 2024

this b-word singlehandedly ruined Valentine's for so many men because their wives have been staring at their phones all night having too much fun clowning on one of momtwitters most annoying characters. Happy valentine's day everyone!! !biofoids pickme death in in in