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https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1890824527166202023

!chuds !nonchuds

Discuss! Please feel free to make up your own facts. Kinda miss the old days when an Oligarch would simply make the crazy foid disappear

Did Elon actually put his peepee in her or is he just Turkey Baster-pilled?

Also I submit this into evidence:

Isn't it funny how when you're dating a woman, the size and shape of your peepee is "nothing to be ashamed of," but as soon as you break up it's "shriveled and weird" and she was "always pretending" to enjoy having s*x with youπŸ˜†πŸ€£

t. Elon

I LOVE that Elon is willing to go to the mat and tell the public he has a weird peepee just to disprove this accuser. "I exposed myself to you? Well describe where the cashew-shaped birthmark is on my peepee." Game set match

-Some Barstool Sports Strag

Grimes "liked" a post by Twitter user @ The_Hellenist. "That large peepeees are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. Large peepeees are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small peepeees indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739745970j3RGpU0VzA-Xtw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739745970RbwVwHgQNtQjbg.webp

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I LOVE that Elon is willing to go to the mat and tell the public he has a weird peepee just to disprove this accuser. "I exposed myself to you? Well describe where the cashew-shaped birthmark is on my peepee." Game set match

This was a big deal back in boomer times in two cases I can think of:

  • Michael Jackson's peepee. There was something unique about it that forced him to settle with the parents who pimped their kids out to him.

  • Paula Jones: She said Clinton's peepee bent in a certain way. I dunno, maybe it was like in The Hunt For Red October where Jack Ryan guesses that he'll turn to the right in the last half of the hour.

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!male feminists Protip - dont show peepee to woman

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I must keep it in a shroud because... it would put be secret agents in danger if I showed it!

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:marseyagree: always hit it from the back

Communism will win

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Two to the back of the head... clear case of masturbation

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Somebody post the picture of Chris Chan's bent duck

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reality meets !kino

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