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Elon declares war on House Vampire

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Wait no stop we said there's no fraud stop!!!!!! :#soycry:

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Everytime Elon posts something monumentally dumb like that I wonder who'd fall for it. Then I go to rdrama and see comments like this with 40 upboats 😬😬😬

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:soyjakferal#talking:

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I've noticed Elon fanboys on here have no actual rebuttals or arguments, just soyjaks dripping with cope

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Elon is smart, wealthy, and dramatic. Leftoids are r-slurred, poor, and buzzkills. End argument.

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Jewish lives matter

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It turns out the entire thing was r-slurred.

If you think you're finding massive fraud by doing some simple sql in a frequently used administrative dataset, you are probably just being r-slurred.

!commenters remember this for next time Elon posts something r-slurred like this. If you didn't instantly realize this was fake and straight it's a huge sign that you're low IQ and prone to conspiratorial thinking.

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Wow I am shocked elon and a bunch of zoomers did not actually uncover massive unprecedented fraud???

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I am shocked that leftoid r-slurs don't even read their proof that "elon is stupid".

It says very clearly that they knew about the issue, the issue could lead to fraud, and they clearly still have done nothing to resolve the issue.

It actually supports Elon jfc you people are r-slurred :marseyeyelidpulling:

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You have to be a real special kind of wingcuck if you don't think elon looks like a massive r-slur here.

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elon musk and his weird lying/r-sluration has become a useful tool for weeding r-slurs out of your life. the second anyone repeats something he says or talks him up i write them off as r-slurred.

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The social security database is fricked you massive r-slur. I don't know the extent of fraud - it is probably small - but this is a gigantic issue.

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:ma#rseygigaretard:

Stick to bimothy posting instead of spamming this thread with ur room temp iq takes

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He's right, you're wrong. Cute twink :marseybacktoreddit:

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>Another 90 IQ wingcuck weighs in

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He looks like that everywhere though :marseyhmmm:

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centroids win again

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wtf its real lmao !muskrats

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No you don't understand! They use typerustql it's big and new and totally different by forcing safety features and making you not entirely ignore the fact that hardware exists!!!

There are probably a lot of bands of tape and plumbing for arcane shit, some agencies have 50+ year old systems in place.

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No I mean him saying r-slur

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hes done it like 50 times

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Every male over the age of 25 says the r-slur, they just pretend they don't.

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>low IQ and prone to conspiratorial thinking

So his entire fan base.

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You were on his peepee before he liberated Twatter.

Quit being an obvious stragget

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I never was a fanboy.

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Imagine how better your outlook would be if you took cues from this visionary 10 years ago

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You r-slur the bottom part says it was not solved and that it could result in "erroneous payments" jfc

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They didn't "solve it" (hand code a bunch of data) bc they figured it would cost more to do that than any of the fraud that would happen.

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Ur not very smart huh?

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No I'm Bimothy r-slur

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Hello Bimothy r-slur, I'm Borpa :marseywave2:

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Except the only thing people will remember is that fraud occurred.

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They'll remember that yes, even though it was a bad record keeping problem where fraud would be able to happen if it wasn't fixed.

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Again the reason doesn't matter.

If DOGE finds fraud or programs that are r-slurred (like we saw with USAID) that's all that the public will care about and it'll come off as a "win".

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why do the have to hand code it? just set the deaths of anyone over a certain age.

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cause thats such a half assed "solution" its almost worthless?

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Why? It's plausible that there are systems that would not allow SS benefits to be sent to someone marked 'dead' but do allow SS benefits to be sent to 130 year olds

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they did mention almost nobody is getting benefits so they already have a system but imo its better to have thousands of fake alive people than to risk marking one alive person dead

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They identified an issue with data and recommended a solution before it was realized but they haven't proven that it was realized

Elon is pretending he discovered something but it was already known record keeping issue. He's waving it around as proof that he was right, but he's showing the raw data of a flawed record keeping issue that has not resulted in incorrect payments.

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but but ELON IS LITERALLY A GENIUS!!!!! :hysterical:

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Read the last part if his post. Nothing was solved. They just knew about the issue and did nothing lmao.

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why would i ever read anything more than the title of a thread or the first line of a post :scoot:

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why would they bother hunting down proof that someones dead if theyre not being sent money anyway

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remember this for next time Elon posts something

He has a botched peepee implant and has almost more money than anyone has ever had.

Still an r-slur.

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He has a botched peepee implant

Whoa source?

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Sweaty try to keep up.

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Whom has had more money or better yet gold?

Did Ghengis or Alexander have more than king tutπŸ€”

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Social security has no issues :marseyindignant:

Ok there are but that's just Cobol default date :marseyindignant:

Ok it's not but it was already discovered and dealt with :marseyindignant: <-- you are here

Ok it was not dealt with but the report said that it's not worth it :marseyindignant:

Ok it was a lot of fraud but it's peanuts compared to military spending :marseyindignant:

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When its no ones problem to fix you dont do the sql search

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Huh? The point is that someone already had noticed this and had gotten to the bottom of it.

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They already found that Elon doesn't COBOL

!codecels

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That thing where cobol defaults is real, but 1875 isnt something most people type, 1900 would be far more likely

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still don't understand how it matters whether they input a fake date to commit fraud

or left a field blank/default to commit fraud

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Bingo

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Yeah that wouldn't matter if they were committing fraud but there was no fraud lmao

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There's supposedly tens of millions of "alive" peiple over 100 years old.

If even one actually received bennies the whole thing needs to be destroyed

In fact destry it anyway

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No you do not need to shut down social security if there's one case of social security fraud lmao listen to yourself

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social security is a lie. it's a large part of both why the US is in 30 trilly of debt and birthrates are falling

because your "social security" used to be assured by having lots of children to take care of you in old age.

now, and I'm sure its not a conscious thought in 99% of people, but now you have a gaurantee no matter what you do.

since having children is a high cost to bare, why do it? because of the return. but we've socialized the return

several generations now have people who contributed nothing to the cost of raising the next generation but are yet entitled to the fruits of the labor of this ever shrinking cohort

and no, mass migroids is not an answer. the incentives are broken.

we must end the charade.

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Maybe some miners can get on it

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If I know Elon, this table doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

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Are you one of the irl soyjaks who's been smugposting for the past week about COBOL and how Elon is a low IQ idiot who doesn't know anything about computers


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Yes, yes he is. EDS has been sweeping through the minds of the libtards. Poor little guys.

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Uhhh source???? :marseyraging:

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doesn't that tweet say there are more people getting social security than there are total citizens in the US?

it can't actually mean that.

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No it means the database classified those people as alive. Not whether they are receiving benefits.

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so it's a complete nonissue then because none of these people are actually getting anything they just have wrong data on a computer?

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No, anyone above the age of 62 could theoretically be taking benefits as they are eligible so long as they are alive.

It's painfully lazy databasing even if there is no fraud.

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Why does it matter if we skew the life range statist8cs chud?

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But an excel screenshot posted on a social media platform told me to be angry

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You actually should be. This is abhorrent even if there is no fraud.

Unless Elon fricked something up and is wrong, which he could have :marseyshrug:

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He's setting himself up for a lot of issues. Typically an audit gathers data, analyzes it, then makes a full report, followed by actions based on the report.

Elon just randomly fired people just in case there was fraud, realized he was wrong, had to call them back.

Now he's airing SS data before it's been investigated and analyzed and verified. He has to be right or else he's going to look like an r-slur at best and get sued at worst.

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: it's so great for drama

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Oh right I forgot where I was

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>Typically an audit gathers data, analyzes it, then makes a full report, followed by actions based on the report.

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>Elon just randomly fired people just in case there was fraud, realized he was wrong, had to call them back.

sure he did

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It made the news

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Nah eligible people

Including millions of people older than the oldest living American


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so it's not that people are getting anything at all it's just that they are eligible on a computer screen?

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Apparently pulling the numbers for who's receiving and who's received isn't as straightforward as just pulling what the SSA has as living people by age

I suspect we'll get the actual too-old-to-exist fraud breakdown within a week and then an overall fraud report within a few months


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it's gonna come back with less than 5 too old to exist people getting anything make a betting thread so i can get DC rich

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Separate the forest from the trees by ignoring benefit recipients. 1 in 5 social security numbers are fake. That's probably a decent estimation of how many illegal aliens are stealing work from citizens in broad daylight. That doesn't even count under the table cash jobs.

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I don't even know what the frick a COBOL is so suck my peepee

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Me neither I just keep seeing it :na:


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Death field set to FALSE... So they're alive?

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If I know rdrama users, you don't know Elon and are incredibly sad and lonely.

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Going to guess it's "actually that means they're paying into the system and not getting anything from it :marseyakshually: " forgetting that disability is a thing and there being no reason to trust SSA's ability to run it since they clearly don't look at the data at all.

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it's probably something boring like "no filed death cert but we have their birth cert"

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Juicy blooded virgins at my doorstep

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:#blackwomanspeaking:

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moids

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