I am unironically triggered by the Tetris study spam the Reddit hivemind spews every time someone experiences a traumatic event
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whenever i experience trauma (waking up in the morning for example) i fix it by getting black out drunk
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I wake up --> I get blackout drunk --> I r*pe --> I go to sleep --> I wake up
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Wow I have never before seen somebody be illiterate in marsey speak.
The correct order would be:
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The marsey speak illiteracy is even funnier when you remember that the above commenter is a mod of /h/lit
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I've been stuck in this cycle for weeks now. I didn't think anyone could possibly sustain themselves on nothing but booze and r*pe for this long, but here we are (the sleep helps too tho)
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Yet your level stays at 999...
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How do you think I got to 999 in the fist place???
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Yes, but you've been there for months. It should keep going up or cycle back to one. There's no level limits for r*pe.
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It is going up and the level cap is imaginary. It's like how Missing No doesn't appear to go beyond a certain level but its stats and stuff still increase
I'm actually like level 6 gorillion or something, trust me bro
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Have you considered playing tetris?
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Nitpick: I wish the "absolute" font was a bit bigger
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really, if you're blackout drunk, shes raping you. Trans lives matter
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It's true. Being too drunk to consent is my get out of jail free card. The police are unable to stop me
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This but unironically
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waking up and immediately "aw frick here we go again" is my daily tradition
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I don't experience trauma because I'm not a bipoc and make good life choices (e.g. not going to Toronto).
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It's pretty hard to play tetris when you're drunk tho did you read this shit or what
Edit: one time I went to see this band that was a bunch of local acquaintances at a downtown bar. The guy who played lead guitar for them was a guy I drank with a lot at other shows. He started getting pretty wasted before he had to go on stage. Finally, they get going and this guy is trying to play a blistering guitar solo and while he's trying to hit the higher notes his right hand goes right off the end of the guitar and he's fretting with his left hand while his right hand is just going crazy in mid air about a foot off the end of his guitar. Then I swear to god this actually happened, he looks down at his hands, pauses, and adjusts both hands to the left and just keeps playing like it didn't happen.
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:marseycirrhosis:
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i hope i die from liver disease before i hit 50
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Unfortunately, only around 10-30% of booze bags progress to cirrhosis. But I'll keep my fingers crosssed for you!
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just hexagonal to the discussion.
No, you can't make infetterences and ΓΌbservations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 69420 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a salty jockstrap sniffer. A moron.
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Lol they told a r*pe victim to play Tetris too
And to share her experience on TikTok LOL
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Link?
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https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/332272/-/7610131#context
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You might think you hate redditors enough, but you dont.
No matter how much you hate them, it is not enough and you need to hate them more.
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Heres the thread
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Reddit commies like tetris because it is "proof" that commies could make games and thus shows they'll still have vidya in their leftist utopia
Though it was one single game and the creator immigrated to California
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Do they actually? They'd be r-slurred to do so considering that Alex Pajitnov got screwed out of tons of money because of the USSRs incompetence. "Oh but comrade it belonged to the state!" Yeah and they constantly floundered and fricked up their ownership.
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He still made a game, tho.
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This is the kind of peak reddit I miss. Before the whole site was orange man bad, it was just case after case of genuine ignorant r-sluration like this (peaked with boston bomber) and it was beautiful
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I miss /r/fatpeoplestories so much bros
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Dramatards wish they could bait this hard
It's joever for this website
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Recommending Tetris to victims of horrific situations feels like some really strong shitposting that crosses the line, except Redditors are actually on board in earnest with this shit. They're such contemptable r-slurs
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Playing the game "Hatred" with Redditors IRL helps lessen my PTSD!!
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This reminds me of when you go to a foid for emotional support and she makes you go to the therapist and if you didn't find the therapist useful then you need to keep trying therapists because you are the one clearly doing something wrong. Never seen a more clear cut case of a cult.
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/u/QuirkyMcGee prepare yourself
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Chill, no hate, play some Tetris.
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They were the pilot
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New evidence shows that playing Tak and the power of jugu for ps2 has positive mental health benefits in those with severe ptsd
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Why would tetris calm me? Its clearly russia coded and russia is le orange man bad reeeeeew
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Just beat off instead
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well good news for redditors! unlike ssri's and stimulants, RFK isn't gonna take tetris away. He might even let them play it on the psyche farms
trans lives matter
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I prefer wife beating
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i fricking love science
this is just thoughts and prayers for soyentists
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Don't let them get u down bb
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Seethemaxxing chadcel foidmoids eternally BTFO
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Sounds like you're traumatized by this. Play some Tetris bro.
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this post is insane
timing i just watched that apple 
tv+ tetris movie 
where 
the kremlin tries to assassinate 
some american 
entrepreneur o algo
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