!Coolcobras the bwoy is dwown bad. He's beywond fwucking twoasted fwor appwoximatewy 7:30 pm Cwobwa Standard Tim (yesterday).
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His dwink cwombwo is 50-50 Mwonster and Vodka. Fwor swome reaswon this is stwong
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It's funny and all, and he isn't drunk driving or anything, so whatever. But you have to wonder when his liver is going to fail. It's inevitable.
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In like a decade. Humans are resilient and cobes isn't mortal
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Between his diet, teeth, drinking, duster, some possible developmental abnormalities, his lack of personal & food sanitation, hanging out with random Casper junkies (thought not so much lately), and putting his peepee into the foulest BPD woman known to man making him want to blow his brains out, the possiblity that some deranged troll is going to send him something lethal... there's a lot of options for what might eventually kill Cobra
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I'm a 2 parts monster zero ultra
: 1 part vodka
man myself, seems I need to practice more 
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