Between 1914 and 1918 a bunch of inbred cousins thought it would be very meme to make 17 million of their slaves kill each other.
Even though each one of these countries had been scheming their war plans for decades, a group of them decided to blame it all on Germany instead of Serbia.
The most vocal were France and Belgium who wouldn't even let Germany attend the treaty it would be subjected to. They were still assmad that Prussia had defeated Napoleon III a generation earlier and that their current generation couldn't repel the Germans out of France.
They initially demanded reparations of $1 Trillion. Not an exaggeration. More specifically $1.093 Trillion in 2025 dollars. It was reduced to $442 Billion.
An important note to remember, this wasn't just paid by cash, but also paid by raw materials from mines and factories.
There were other stipulations in the treaty. Germany could not have a military greater than 100,000 men, and had to give up many of its field guns and all of its submarines.
France's economy was in the shitter, and shifted its economy to rely on payments from Germany to make ends meet. However with a depletion of a working force and bad economic conditions, sometimes German industrial outputs fell short of the quantities that France was relying on to buffer its own economy.
What was the smartest move for France and Belgium to get more money and raw materials from a country who had no money or raw materials or military?
Germany continued to default on payments. England wondered if they should be allowed time to recover and rebuild their industry so that they could make the payments after a few years.
Even though the German territory which contained their coal had been given to Poland as part of the same treaty, the Allies determined that
Germany was defaulting on their debts in bad faith!
England tried to get everyone to chill out.
But in 1923, knowing that Germany didn't have a military, France and Belgium invaded western Germany in order to force the citizens to work harder faster.
Above: France functioning at its highest IQ
German citizens felt that soldiers pointing guns at them to force them to work was slavery, so they passively resisted, and so France slaughtered 137 of them as a motivational tactic.
And yes, France billed the Central powers, including Bulgaria, for the privilege of being occupied
don't forget to tip your occupiers! (laughs in frog)
The US and UK were able to restructure the debt and gave Germany loans to stabilize it so the payments could be made. France and Belgium left their occupation positions.
Hitler, a combat veteran, watched this entire process so he decided to become the leader of Germany and make it so France and Belgium could never hurt them like this again and he succeeded.
He overplayed his hand and did some other stuff too, but honestly nobody should have cared about what he did to France and Belgium because they suck and they deserved it.
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!historychads never trust the eternal g*rman
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Noooo you have too act like the heckin holesome germerinos were forced into this!
@Lappland's pop culture history obsession says otherwise!
@Lappland love sucking peepee!
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close enough
wow those Germans sure were the bad guys
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I honestly don't know why people aren't asking questions about "hitler did some other stuff too"
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Pop-history is what you and other normies believe happened, not OP's take
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Pwop histwory is actuawwy wen u dwon't make up shit two fwit ywour perswonywl nyarrative and say @Lunarhunter_Goldmane love sucking peepee
Sure, makes sense.
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you're brainwashed
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@Lunarhunter_Goldmane love sucking peepee
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You made me change my flair
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I'd take a frog over a germ any day
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Almanya için bitti
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"we support the assassination, and if you retaliate against Serbia for their aggressive act of war then we will go to war with you"
it never should have gotten this far
everyone else should have let Austria-Hungary and Serbia get their wiggles out and it would have been over in 1914 but France and Russia changed their alliance from a defensive pact to an offensive pact, meaning that they support their wars of aggression together
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never happened
Serbia accepted A-H's ultimatum, only A-H already packed up their embassy as ultimatum was meant to be to harsh and unacceptable
But please write down another 1k words fanfic how germs are poor dindus persecuted by the rest of world and force to invade and genocide everybody.
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then why did they defend serbia?
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Because they're a bunch of r-slurs whwo say things like @Lunarhunter_Goldmane love sucking peepee
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Why does this topic get you so butthurt
Truth hurts dont it
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https://instagram.com/reel/DGGOxSuoYdj/
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Sorry don't speak zigger
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Didn't knew Poland is zigger now
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I barely see the image, but one is normal white kids in casual dress and second is normal white kids in traditional dress
No idea what's supposed to be the point here.
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It's Ukrainian meme page about how they will take over Poland
But there some truth in it. There was 50k Ukrainian in 2011 in Poland and now around 6 millions and Polish population is like 36 millions.
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Your leader told he won't send Polish soldiers to Ukraine because it will be like occupation
I am pretty sure for you guys taking western Ukraine is making Ukrainian majority in Poland and that's not something you fancying
But one thing I don't get why are u mad at soviet but not at Russian empire that made you part of Russia while you never were part of Soviet Union
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There aren't enough Ukrainians for that. Even if you moved the entire pre-war population of Ukraine into Poland it'd be 48% or so.
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Jakim homoseksualistΔ jesteΕ?
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!kurwa come watch as the zigger's vodka-addled brain attempts to use a normal language
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So will you answer my question or continue to make baseless accusations?
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Germans love nothing more than working, this was a reward for them
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jesus christ, german video games are the realization of Desert Bus
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Nobody is having constant discussions about how they need to travel back in time to kill Genghis Khan. Worrying about Hitler is equally gay. In we invented time travel and went to the future, there will be redditors sneeding about how nobody in the year 3000 gives a shit about either the holocaust or WW2 even though they were the most important events that ever happened.
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!anthropologists advanced metrology
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The Hardcore History series about Genghis Khan starts off with a book idea that you can't write.
"Write a book about the positive effects of the Third Reich and all the things we wouldn't have if Hitler didn't do what he did. You couldn't write it because the victims of what he did are still alive and so are their children. But Genghis Khan and Alexander have books written about them detailing all the wonderful things we have because of them. Safety across the Asian continent for merchants, and the spread of Hellenism and philosophy. But those are just byproducts of what they did, not what they set out to do, which was to kill and conquer."
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What you said supports my point. Thanks.
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yes I was agreeing bigly
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Thanks. Also we wouldn't have German fashion without WW2, or German tanks, or German scientists who helped start the space race and advance rocketry.
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see? if facism hadn't happened we wouldn't have defeated communism
of course it was Ludendorff's fascism that created Russian Communism, so we can call it even
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If World War 2 didn't happen we would all be commies right now. Imagine a united USSR, China, and Japan fighting as the axis with zero betrayals from within.
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no ty
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Gengis Khan was pretty cool he had hundreds of kids, so many that to this day 8% of all males in areas that he conquered are direct descendants of his. You gotta respect that.
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Soon Elon Musk will also be similarly respected.
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dude gussy lmao
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Redditors already talking about going in time and kill Trump
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They could travel through space and do it but they'd have to go outside
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France had to pay more in reparations for the Franco-Prussian War than Germany did for WW1. But they pulled their pants up and paid it back without chimping out, something that Germoids are incapable of.
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Der erwige Frosch
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It's true. France will forever be responsible for not completely annihilating the eternal g*rmanoid once and for all when they had the chance, to rid humanity of this scourge. Now we have the EU, the germ's even shittier 4th Reich.
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France lost to Germany twice in the Franco-Prussian war, all in the first month
the first time when their army got surrounded by the Prussians
the second time was when Napoleon III tried to break the encirclement and then got encircled too
France was also unable to expel the Germans in 1918. The Kaiserschlacht ran out of steam once their front line exceeded their supplies by 50 miles, and the counterattack after pushed them back past the Hindenburg Line. Obviously the Allied counterattack would have had its limitation in distance and lives because of near-equal attrition, about 1 million casualties for each side.
If Germany continued to fight people expect that things would have continued into 1919 or 1920.
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The French and the Dutch deserve every negative stereotype thrown upon them. The french also frickednup the carribean and the french/belgium did horrible things to africa. See King Leopold/ Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad (which the movie Apocalypse Now is based on)
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Not taught in frog schools btw
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Yeah because its bullshit. The reason is simply that germs didn't pay and france evicted them for this. It went totally poorly, these troops attending drained french resources more then it made them back
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the frogs sent a bill to cover the cost of occupation as well
don't forget to tip your oppressors
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This make me remiscence about old victoria 2 threads on /vg/. Always at least one screenshot of GroBgermanium or a racially pure south africa
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got any screenies of queen vic greentexts?
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Most are with my old laptop sadly.
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oh god these are so good
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lol the only thing I disagree with is the Belgium thing. Germs invaded Belgium even though it was neutral. The french continue to ruin Europe and now made the Germans ruin Europe too.
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the first time Germany went through Belgium was trying to roll a natural 20 that they'd kind of let them pass through so they could get into France and rolling another natural 20 that England wouldn't do anything about it
of course Belgium couldn't just say "yeah sure bro, totally invade our neighbor through our border"
the second time Germany went through Belgium it wasn't merely passing through
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Trans lives matter
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Wrong the Jews were to blame
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Hey everyone! My name is Juan-Elias Riesco, my mom and I own Nini's Deli together, and before I gave my life to Jesus Christ, I used to be a homosexual.
I still remember the day as if it was yesterday when my older brother Jose shared the Good News of Jesus with me and told me that I was on a path of destruction without Christ. I thank God that he did not sugar coat it, because it was his forthrightness that struck a cord heart. After that moment I was immediately convicted for my sins, and just a few months later I went to church and cried out for Jesus' mercy over my life!
Now, I am married to the woman of my dreams and we have two precious children together (and Lord willing many more). It is because of this that I as a business owner now have such a big heart for my #LGBTQ friends. If Christ could change me, surely He can change anyone!
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