Make this song autoplay on every page for loggedoutcels. The benefits are twofold:
1) It signals to any viewers that we are a progressively-inclined platform, winning their support and spurring new registrations, likely en masse, and
2) People who make an account to get it to stop are no doubt horrible people. So we'll get the good new users who join because they know they're seen and we'll also get the disgusting horrible people who we can very publicly ban to further indicate that while many platforms are on the wrong side of xerstory, ourDrama is not among them.
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"that won't work. Just need to explain better how itll imply by being here with making an account and forcing additional questions that will ensure a user will feel that this is not only one big psyop, but your i.q. will go lower than any deficit has ever covered in a thesis para-literature in as few words as necessary."
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