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Wow. If I went to a truck stop and spent all night sucking peepees I would still not be as gay as that post.

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As you might know, truck stops are known as one of the most homophobic places in the US. Many truck drivers are literal nazis, and most US drivers probably voted for Trump.

So I ask them at right at the pump, "did you vote for Trump?"

When they inevitably say yes, I offer to blow them on the spot. I use techniques that... that I should not use. Actions that I cannot repeat here. But blowjobs are something that they at least understand. I also call them traitors, of course. Not sure if they can hear me with a mouthful of peepee.

I'm happy to explain to them why they are traitors, if they ask, but mostly I just suck their peepees.

I outstrag them.

May God have mercy on my soul.

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